Author Topic: the blockland story! (Read 43898 times)

Junior · January 01, 2008, 12:17:07 AM

*headache

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Bushido · January 01, 2008, 12:47:38 AM

sl;a2r

_{Stupidly long, awesome to read}

DrMobius · January 01, 2008, 11:36:29 PM

the blockland story: the sequal
One day Jeff was offered some weed by an fbi agent.

Junior · January 02, 2008, 08:20:54 AM

Jeff, being a nine year old, said to the man, "No thanks we have 'weed' in my mom's garden."

Wedge · January 02, 2008, 02:52:29 PM

He is arrested and charged with "possessing substances too leafy and too green not to be suspicious."

His punishment is execution by potato avalanche.

BlockBuilderMan · January 02, 2008, 04:45:30 PM

Spectator to Jeff's execution, Candii goes to work at her tanning booth. She opens one of the booths to see the person inside and finds a reincarnated parrot!

-- BrickG

chaseyqurt · January 02, 2008, 05:17:19 PM

Quote from: BlockBuilderMan on January 02, 2008, 04:45:30 PM

Spectator to Jeff's execution, Candii goes to work at her tanning booth. She opens one of the booths to see the person inside and finds a reincarnated parrot!

� � � � � � � � � � � � � -- BrickG

Ignoring that post ^

In the middel of the exctution the lights go off and the find a gaurd underneath the potatoes , Jeff then makes a run for it but then is caught when he stops to check on his pokemon game .

Wedge · January 02, 2008, 09:10:59 PM

He gets sucked into the gameboy.

Ladios · January 02, 2008, 09:17:49 PM

He is then kidnapped by Team Rocket for the purpose of somehow aiding them in catching rare Pokemon of sorts.

Bushido · January 02, 2008, 09:21:40 PM

Suddenly Team Rocket blasts off _again... leaving him sitting there for no reason tied up

General Nick · January 02, 2008, 09:27:45 PM

And along came Edward, Jeff's friend...

Wedge · January 02, 2008, 09:58:21 PM

who is a snowman...

Bushido · January 02, 2008, 10:16:09 PM

But than suddenly Jeff explodes due to flat 2D squares of explosive death barely touching his body.

Wedge · January 02, 2008, 10:19:33 PM

But due to crummy collision detection, HE SURVIVES.

He dodges the 2d squares of death, presses B to run faster, and uses the jump through a wall glitch to take the warp pipe to world -1!

Ladios · January 02, 2008, 10:32:41 PM

Upon eating a random mushroom he found, Jeff becomes delerious and accidentall falls into a tube that teleports him back to the real world... somewhere in the in the Swiss Alps