the blockland story!

[Terror]

Breaking News. 2D AIDS has now gone airborne, with already Texus and the surrounding states wiped out where will it spread to next?

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

Uk develops a force field that no aids can enter :D

[Wedge]

2D AIDs have no width, so they can slip through any space. They are also made of pure energy, and have no other relation to the real AIDs except for the name, and the fact that they cause similar health problems, although much more extreme. Once you are infected by them, your immune system shuts down within two hours. Most people die from an infection from the bacteria in their mouth by then, but a frightening new effect is on the rise. A new mutated version of the common cold virus reacts with 2D AIDs and turns it's victims into a deranged guitar wielding zombie.These guitars are constructed from bizarre parts. Few have had a chance to observe them, and those that have are completely baffled. They seem to be constructed from bits of metal ripped from cars and power tools, one specimen was constructed from a hubcap fixed to a chainsaw, with bits of razor wire hanging over the engine. At the center of each instrument is a strange organic object of unknown origin, which seems to be responsible for emitting the noise, as the crudely constructed device had no other means of creating noises beyond the grinding of the chainsaw engine. Aside from their ability to bite people and infect them, or just out right kill them, the bizarre moaning and unearthly chords emitted from their foul musical implements have been known to drive people mad.

[Terror]

There is only one cure for 2D AIDS, and that is to swim in the pool. But unfortunately for you, the pool is closed!

[Monty]

The pool is closed to Aids and mudkipz.

[tails]

But the mudkipz start invading the planet.

[Ladios]

It is now up to the snowman and Bob and Bruce Willis to save the Earth!

[Wedge]

Suddenly, this thread is merged with "Oh dear lord, lol" so that every other post of this thread is at then end of the other thread.

[Ladios]

Chaos and confusion ensure.

[tails]

badspot is then stolen by lego while roblox retakes blockland

[Ladios]

Having somehow saved the earth, probably at the last second by pushing some button jsut as it reached one on a countdown, Bob then journeys with the snowman to go save Badspot (bruce willis doesnt do rescue missions)

[Wedge]

I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

[Ladios]

Ok, I'll say it louder for you:
Having somehow saved the earth, probably at the last second by pushing some button jsut as it reached one on a countdown, Bob then journeys with the snowman to go save Badspot (bruce willis doesnt do rescue missions)

[Swholli]

And so he does.

But the pure sadness bob felt for this topic slowly melting away into no existence creates a sense of fear in Bob. He thinks back to the good times. Before the attack of the 2D aids, before the worm hole, before his supposed death that he could have no possible knowing of, yet still does. He thinks how it all started, remembering the exact day....

Bob was riding his bicycle when.....

"Woah!" Screams Bob.

Hes sitting on  the ground, his head bleeding slightly. Where was he? What, what had happened? His mom runs out of the house to get Bob.

"Oh Bob! You're awake! I just got done calling the doctor!"

Bob had been dreaming. The entire time, everything had been a slight concussion. But things started to happen:

A neighbor came by trying to help Bob. But Bob didn't accept the offer. He knew what would happen. If he excepted the neighbor's help he would lose his snake, become an "It" and have no love life.

This was so strange, as things progressed through that day, he saw all of it coming, and avoided it.

then he decides to start his own dry cleaning store

Bob doesn't do it. He knew how it would end.

but it catches fire and everybody sue's him.

Then suddenly a crumpet falls from the sky.

But he didn't worry, he knew how that would end as well.

And he shoots every single person on england.

(HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE, YOU GUYS FUCKING TRIED TO WHIPE OUT SCOTLAND AROUND 400 YEARS AGO!)

soon the whole british army is after him

This was a new thing for Bob. He could see the future. What his power now holds could possibly save all humanity from a war with 2D aids.


THE BLOCKLAND STORY III: THE RETURN OF BOB

He disregarded it.

Bob decided to go get pie. Suddenly....

[Ladios]

The pie shop blew up. As this has been a very strange day for Bob, he disregarded it and went on his way only to be arrested two blocks down for blowing up said pie shop and is now in a temporary jail cell shared with a fat bald guy named Steph who has short term memory loss and a dead fish chained to his right ankle.