Author Topic: the blockland story! (Read 43915 times)

|Shadow · January 19, 2008, 04:56:18 PM

Later on that day Bob became hungry and wanted something to eat, but dinner wasn't for another hour so while Steph was taking a nap Bob started to chew on the fish chained to Steph's ankle.

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Ladios · January 19, 2008, 05:05:45 PM

Steph woke up and was so pissed he threw Bob into the wall smashing it down. Bob ran out followed closely by Steph. The police saw this and started chasing both of them. Bob jumped into a conveniently placed open sewer grate and Steph jumped in after him only to get stuck where he was then arrested again. Bob is now wandering the sewers trying to find a way back home or soemthing... I dunno what hes actually doing really but he is in teh sewers...

rkynick · January 19, 2008, 06:10:08 PM

Bob wanders through the sewers and comes to a fork in the tunnel with a sign that says:
<--- Sudden Doom
---> Eventual Doom

Ladios · January 19, 2008, 09:14:38 PM

He picks up the fork and goes on his way.

DrMobius · January 20, 2008, 11:37:02 AM

He then realizes that he forgot his spoon. He goes back to get it and is shot in the head and says, "BOOM! Headshot!" and falls over dead. He was killed by his evil clone who was gay and needed him dead.

Ladios · January 20, 2008, 11:43:13 AM

CloneBob picks up the fork and spoon and leaves teh sewer only to be arrested as they think he is Bob and put in jail with an even more angry Steph.

Menen · January 21, 2008, 07:53:46 PM

Then we wakes up

THE END

rkynick · January 21, 2008, 09:00:02 PM

Quote from: xXMenenXx on January 21, 2008, 07:53:46 PM

Then we wakes up

THE END

I'm going to ignore this friendry.

Steph slams CloneBob into the wall, the wall breaks apart and CloneBob runs away, but not before scooping Steph's eyeball out with the spoon.

Ladios · January 21, 2008, 09:09:23 PM

CloneBob, being smarter than the not-evil Bob, manages to hide in plain sight while pretending to be a bus-boy at McDonalds. Afterwards, he hotwires a Corvette and drives to a hidden laboratory in the middle of Arizona where he then begins using the cells from Steph's eye to create a Clone Army to take over the world with.

Menen · January 21, 2008, 09:48:17 PM

But then chuck norris come out of no where and.......

oni deku link · January 21, 2008, 09:49:31 PM

He walks out of the door and dies of a headcreab.

Marcem · January 21, 2008, 11:06:14 PM

The headcrab proceeded to kill all the clones...

Ladios · January 22, 2008, 12:29:02 AM

But due to very abstract wording: CloneBob is still alive! He makes his way back to the nearest town and buys a slushie from a Seven Eleven.

oni deku link · January 22, 2008, 01:13:11 AM

A headcrab jumps out of the slushie and kills him.

Ladios · January 22, 2008, 01:22:56 AM

I nullify Oni's remark due to complete and utter stupidity