the blockland story!

[DrMobius]

Then Luke Skywalker comes and kills everyone on the planet.

[Ad Bot]

[General Nick]

Then Johnny McDoodlefries comes along, and shoots him in the head with a sniper rifle.

BOOM HEADSHOT

[DrMobius]

Johnny McDoodlefries then hits improbabiltiy drive.
[random]Michael Jackson is straight, Paris Hilton is not a whore, The world has been through many nuclear wars, fat people go on diets, emos stop cutting themselves, the idea of an alternative fuel source was thought of before the earth was doomed, and Bush is a great president.[/random]  It is safe to say that all of this will happen before long in this story.  Then, Bob came back from wherever he was.  He then went home and...

[General Nick]

Ate some cake.

But then, the Aperture Science Computer-On-Legs came along and made the cake disappear, saying "THE CAKE IS A LIE."

[DrMobius]

He then was warped to a dimension where there is no cake or pie.  So he cried over it.  Later he discovered that...

[Bushido]

He couldn't speak any language past Japanese in this dimension! And everything looked as if it was hand drawn and two-dimensional, but it isn't!

He deduces this is some sort of anime and waves in the direction he feels is the "Camera" and says;

"Ohai!"

But than...

[MrPickle]

The universe explodes.

[Falcondude]

This causes a chain reaction, making the universe implode and then go back to normal.

[Wedge]

Didn't I blow up the universe a few pages back?

[Ladios]

Yes but he was in a different universe

[MrPickle]

Light stops moving

[Monty]

And the pool is closed.

[Ladios]

Bob is sitting there in the dark, destroyed, two dimensional universe by the pool when the Snowman friend finds a light switch to regain light's momentum and takes Bob into the pool where they are both eaten by the two dimensional aids which teleports them to zimbabwe

[Monty]

The pool is now a reserve for a near-extinct species, Mudkipz.

[Ladios]

Meanwhile, in Zimbabwe, Bob and the snowman are now on the run as they are accused of poaching and raping Mudkipz when local athourities found a Mudkipz dead from 2D AIDS that had appeared in Zimbabwe with Bob and the snowman.