the blockland story!

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sl;a2r

Stupidly long, awesome to read

the blockland story: the sequal
One day Jeff was offered some weed by an fbi agent.

Jeff, being a nine year old, said to the man, "No thanks we have 'weed' in my mom's garden."

He is arrested and charged with "possessing substances too leafy and too green not to be suspicious."

His punishment is execution by potato avalanche.

 Spectator to Jeff's execution, Candii goes to work at her tanning booth. She opens one of the booths to see the person inside and finds a reincarnated parrot!


                          -- BrickG

Spectator to Jeff's execution, Candii goes to work at her tanning booth. She opens one of the booths to see the person inside and finds a reincarnated parrot!


                          -- BrickG


Ignoring that post ^

In the middel of the exctution the lights go off and the find a gaurd underneath the potatoes , Jeff then makes a run for it but then is caught when he stops to check on his pokemon game .

He gets sucked into the gameboy.

He is then kidnapped by Team Rocket for the purpose of somehow aiding them in catching  rare Pokemon of sorts.

Suddenly Team Rocket blasts off again... leaving him sitting there for no reason tied up

And along came Edward, Jeff's friend...


But than suddenly Jeff explodes due to flat 2D squares of explosive death barely touching his body.

But due to crummy collision detection, HE SURVIVES.

He dodges the 2d squares of death, presses B to run faster, and uses the jump through a wall glitch to take the warp pipe to world -1!

Upon eating a random mushroom he found, Jeff becomes delerious and accidentall falls into a tube that teleports him back to the real world... somewhere in the in the Swiss Alps