Author Topic: Why Did NORAD Start Tracking Santa?  (Read 1484 times)


everyone knows santa is more efficient then that.


i call fake

NORAD drugged Santa and installed a microchip into his brain.



NORAD has been tracking Santa for years in the hopes that they'll be able to blow that socialist starfish to smithereens. Every Christmas, he delivers free gifts to millions of families across the United States. That's billions of dollars that could have been spent on American-built toys, games, and other forms of entertainment. In order to save the economy, they must destroy Santa.


NORAD has been tracking Santa for years in the hopes that they'll be able to blow that socialist starfish to smithereens. Every Christmas, he delivers free gifts to millions of families across the United States. That's billions of dollars that could have been spent on American-built toys, games, and other forms of entertainment. In order to save the economy, they must destroy Santa.
but he buys all that coca-cola

but he buys all that coca-cola

Look at this goddamn communist scum.

loving poison to our children, I tell you!

If anything is poison in that picture, it's the coke.

the REAL santa has been captured for years
who knows what's happening with him right now

I don't think he has permission to enter north american air space he just waltzes in and drops stuff down your chimney

the REAL santa has been captured for years
who knows what's happening with him right now
he's being held captive by the NSA to help monitor everyone.

he's being held captive by the NSA to help monitor everyone.
lol

he's being held captive by the NSA to help monitor everyone.
He sees you when you're sleeping

He sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're masturbating