Author Topic: Why Did NORAD Start Tracking Santa? (Read 1478 times)

Furling² · December 07, 2014, 08:47:32 PM

Read the old article dated-December 16, 2012
http://mentalfloss.com/article/32021/why-did-norad-start-tracking-santa

Official NORAD Santa Tracker- http://www.noradsanta.org/

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Bisjac · December 07, 2014, 08:48:11 PM

everyone knows santa is more efficient then that.

i call fake

Torin0101 · December 07, 2014, 08:55:00 PM

NORAD drugged Santa and installed a microchip into his brain.

ThatRandomGuy · December 07, 2014, 09:33:08 PM

Quote from: Torin0101 on December 07, 2014, 08:55:00 PM

NORAD drugged Santa and installed a microchip into his brain.

Qwepir · December 07, 2014, 10:10:57 PM

NORAD has been tracking Santa for years in the hopes that they'll be able to blow that socialist starfish to smithereens. Every Christmas, he delivers free gifts to millions of families across the United States. That's billions of dollars that could have been spent on American-built toys, games, and other forms of entertainment. In order to save the economy, they must destroy Santa.

e-maxx · December 07, 2014, 10:12:42 PM

Quote from: Qwepir on December 07, 2014, 10:10:57 PM

NORAD has been tracking Santa for years in the hopes that they'll be able to blow that socialist starfish to smithereens. Every Christmas, he delivers free gifts to millions of families across the United States. That's billions of dollars that could have been spent on American-built toys, games, and other forms of entertainment. In order to save the economy, they must destroy Santa.

but he buys all that coca-cola