A while back Glass made some joke about how much money he's given Badspot. I'm sure someone can find it if they look hard enough. Anyways make your own alt income jokes.
For example: I met Badspot today, he drove up in a nice fancy car. We talked about Blockland and all, and we got to talking about the car. He said, "I call it my Betelmobile cause Betel paid it off in alt keys!"