I killed a bee.

[Ladios]

For me, I wanted to bring it (alive) to my biology class. I would then let it go somewhere away from the house

That is a bit more ok, just remember you are basically an alien abducting this thing so its probably going to be scared stuffless. make sure you give it proper food water and ventilation.

[Ad Bot]

[ZombiLoin]

make sure to rectally probe it as well for that true UFO experience.

[Biostorm]

No, not my pillowpet. An actual bug.

The little bastard landed on my plate next to my cookie, so I did the proper thing. I drowned him in chocolate milk. He got washed over to a different corner of the plate and was still twitching, so then I put an apple on it. I threw away the plate as soon as I was done with my now-dunked cookie and spicy chicken sandwich.

[Rigel]

The thing is, I was eating outside, and the bee kept flying around my food for a couple of minutes even when I swatted at it. I had to do something to get it to stop bothering me. Plus, there's usually a bunch of bees buzzing about the cafeterium and the hallways, so I doubt one bee would make a difference.

[Ladios]

Well forget if you get hit by a truck lets hope the diver doesnt say "well theres alot of people so it doesnt matter"

Bees usually respond by you asking politely for them to go away. Swatting them pisses them off and makes them attack you more, the opposite of what you want.

*edit* just now there was a bee somehow inside and i was like "oh no bee, you dont want to bee in here" (puns help) and led it to the door which I opened and it happily buzzed out.

[Rigel]

Well forget if you get hit by a truck lets hope the diver doesnt say "well theres alot of people so it doesnt matter"

Eh, I'd probably say the same thing.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Well, This just proves that you like drowning Insects In milk...

[Maxwell.]

why did you feel the need to drown it

[Ipquarx]

Bees usually respond by you asking politely for them to go away.

me: "please leave bee"
bee: "ok"
bee leaves

[Rigel]

why did you feel the need to drown it

I get slightly panicked around flying insects with stingers.

Dragonflies and wasps included.

[XR-7]

I get slightly panicked around flying insects with stingers.

Dragonflies and wasps included.

I've never heard of dragonflies stinging people.

[WaterOre]

I get slightly panicked around flying insects with stingers.

Dragonflies and wasps included.

erm
imma just stop you there
dragonflies are completely harmless and have no stinger

[Ladios]

me: "please leave bee"
bee: "ok"
bee leaves

Well I mean the bee doesn't actually say "ok" that would be just silly. But yeah pretty much that.

Dragonflies and wasps included.

Wasps are usefull and clean up efficiently all the dead lizards, rodents, birds, and other large bugs and are important to the decomposition cycle.

Dragonflies are awesome, have no stingers, and are awesome. Depending on the variety they polinate or eat the pesky bugs like mosquitoes (the only bugs im ok with killing cause seriously why the forget do those things exist)

[Ipquarx]

Well I mean the bee doesn't actually say "ok" that would be just silly. But yeah pretty much that.

What I was trying (and failed) to convey was I have no idea how the bee supposedly understands us speaking to them.

[XR-7]

What I was trying (and failed) to convey was I have no idea how the bee supposedly understands us speaking to them.

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