Weird stuff you believed in when you were a kid V.?

[Niff]

I used to think that race mattered

I used to think that girls pooped out babies

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[Dimitry]

girls pissed out of their ass

wait they don't?

My friend used to think that power plants were cloud makers.

makes sense if you really think about it.

I also forgot, when dad's family got their first tv (mind you, he's 72) sometime in the mid 50's, he was told the picture would come from the sky. So him and his friends literally looked outside in the sky to watch for the pictures coming down.

[Wohoyaa!]

I used to think I could Kamehameha

[otto-san]

My friend used to think that power plants were cloud makers.

makes sense if you really think about it.

well most power plants work off steam and probably let off a lot of steam so i suppose they really are cloud makers
the big smoke stack things on nuclear power plants are actually letting out steam

[Alkatjo]

I used to think I could Kamehameha

at one point I too thought we had the power to destroy mountains and stuff

turns out we're just a bunch of weak cigarettes

[WaterOre]

oh yeah, I also used to think black and white tv was actually in color and that everything was just black and white until the 90's

[Derontchi]

I used to think that kissing was how you got pregnant

[Ragequit]

when i first got blockland i also had roblox and thought there was a literal war between the two

[XR-7]

I used to think that doctors put surgery patients to sleep by using a knife and poking a certain spot.

Water heaters would explode into flames at any given time.

Smoke alarms would start screaming if I stood underneath them (I was smokin' hot bruh)

Everyone in the world was just like me, thought like me, and enjoyed every second of my company.

Babies began growing when the dad gave the mom a prescription pill that had DNA from his blood inside it (no one in my family even knows this). I was allowed to watch my first sister being born so I knew what happened at the end. Although i was too young to remember much of it, I don't think I ever want to watch something like that again.

The stomach had a two way path. Food went to the large intestine and became poop. Drinks went to the small intestine to become pee.

Ford and Chevrolet worked together to make similar cars, while Dodge tried to learn from them.

[Blockaium]

i knew what love was kind of but i thought it was just humping, like, i didnt think there was any insertion of the holes. i just thought they went on their back and went up and down.

[Georges]

Ford and Chevrolet worked together to make similar cars, while Dodge tried to learn from them.

haha, dodge still has a lot to learn from Ford and Chevy

[Torin0101]

I thought people had love by, like I would literally climb into a girls pants, we would both be wearing the same pair and I would put my richard in her butt, getting her pregnant.
wtf

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that rock and roll
was about rolling rocks.

[Camel]

I used to believe people had love by huggin, how ridiculous!

now I know only a sacrifice to Th'Uul can grant you a son

[Yosher]

thanks to my stupid religious upbringing, until i was told otherwise when i was 6 or so, i believed that muslims had to say some kind of prayer to get pregnant

probably because my dad would never shut up about how bad love and lust is