Weird stuff you believed in when you were a kid V.?

[Obliviongate20]

i used to believe my body had actual plumbing pipes and my bladder was actually made of iron

[Ad Bot]

[pefu19]

i used to think clouds were becase people smoked cigarettes too much

[Biostorm]

i used to think clouds were becase people smoked cigarettes too much

[Refticus]

if you sat still for 4 hours, you could make a fireball with your mind man.

[XR-7]

I used to think that if I kept my eyes open for too long, they would dry and shrivel and start to fall out.

I also had a dream where I took my brother's Plymouth Roadrunner matchbox car and he cried so hard that he swallowed his tongue. That dream was so traumatizing that I thought it would really happen.

[hodototman]

If I didn't sleep with my hands above the covers then the Flash would come and beat me up

[joe411]

If I didn't sleep with my hands above the covers then the Flash would come and beat me up

Or you would masturbate in your sleep.

[Blockaium]

This is on the autism spectrum.
I thought everyone on YouTube was famous. I treated IcyGamma like a celebrity.

me too...

prepare for cringe but this is my reaaally old blockland youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4T6wQy542o

[ThatRandomGuy]

That Watermelon would grow in my stomach If I ate he black seeds..

[KickFlow]

That girls didn't have nipples.

[TomTheGeek²]

i must of gotten boners at a early age or something but i remember whenever i had a boner i thought they fell off and regrew.

[blueblur121]

I used to think that computers were sentient and had feelings up until I was like seven.

[WaterOre]

I used to think that computers were sentient and had feelings up until I was like seven.

lol, that reminds me of how I used to think that the CPU opponents in smash were actually random people who were also playing single player

[Theepicman]

I thought the word piss was another word for apple juice, And I would go to the cafeteria and be like:

"Hold on, I have to go get a bottle of piss, The lunch lady forgot it again."


Jesus.

AGGHGH SEND HELP.
I also used to believe that the testes were the kidneys.

[McJob]

I used to believe the internet was full of smart, intelligent human beings.

Then I discovered Tumblr.