Author Topic: Weird stuff you believed in when you were a kid V.?  (Read 4395 times)

I used to think bad people didn't exist and disneyland was a happy place.
Then I went and discovered both of my beliefs were wrong

If I didn't sleep with my hands above the covers then the Flash would come and beat me up
oh.

I used to think that teachers slept in schools

whenever you flushed the toilet poop would go in the tank
that makes no sense lol

theres a lot I believed in that i cant remember right off but that just so happens to be one I remembered

My parents lived in the revolutionary era

I used to think "No Smoking" signs also meant no breathing.
I'm glad my mom cleared that up very early.
Also that people could always get along. Boy was I wrong.
My parents lived in the revolutionary era
A long time ago, I asked my mom "How was the 40's?"

Technically I didn't believe this, but my little sister at one point told me she couldn't wait to be my age so she could grow a snake and piss standing up...

I used to think there was a bear following me wherever I went and if I was alone long enough it would kill me and eat me.

Oh I used to think that in my Toy Story Racer game, the AI was people around the world. Then later on I thought about how impossible that would be.

when I became a secret agent on club penguin I thought I was like specially chosen

when I became a secret agent on club penguin I thought I was like specially chosen
THIS

i thought urinals were for where you put your poop in in case the toilet you went in was clogged. i saw them in the "big boy" bathrooms and didnt know. also when i was like 5, my SISTER who was 8 taught me how to pee standing up

when I became a secret agent on club penguin I thought I was like specially chosen
wait wh
THOSE BASTARDS LIED TO ME
IT WAS ALL A loving RUSE

if you watched tv at midnight, a spooky ghost would come out and murder you.


i thought brazzers were brazilian people but this was when i was 11