Author Topic: 1000 ways to get expelled from school  (Read 5564 times)


33. Turn on the fire alarm.
34. Throw trash on the teachers.
35. Hack into the school computers.
36. Say cuss words to your teacher.
37. Kill every teacher in the school.
38. Scream into everyone's ears.
39. Play games on your phone and ignore the teachers.
40. Doing drugs.
41. Bring a bomb and blow up the school.
42. Break every rule in school.

43. be me and throw a stone at someone you hate

44. Slap someone with a 1000 page dictionary and break their nose with it...

45. Rip the US flag off the flagpole and replace it with a Russian one

45. Rip the US flag off the flagpole and replace it with a Russian one
46. -shakes hand and fires a mosin in the air-



45. Rip the US flag off the flagpole and replace it with a Russian one
Or a Chinese one North Korean one

45. Rip the US flag off the flagpole and replace it with a Russian one
49. airstriking the bitch that does this

50. Smoke weed in the bathrooms, think no one will know, get nabbed by the drug yorkie.

50. Smoke weed in the bathrooms, think no one will know, get nabbed by the drug yorkie.
Meanwhile in my school:
50b. Smoke Lemon Crystal Light in the bathrooms, think no one will know, get nabbed by the drug yorkie.

51. Resist arrest in gym class.

I watched it happen.

52. Watching research in class
A kid did this at my school.

19. Eat in class.

Just about everyone I know (including me) does this at my school.

53. Grind up the chalk and snort it.