Author Topic: Bad injuries you've had  (Read 1955 times)

The worst injury I had was that my finger was between the door and the morons kept trying to close it becaue well...  It didnt want to close.
the top of my finger got removed. Its currently back on.

i once fell off a couch and hit my head on the coffee table
i needed stitched above my right eye. there's still a dent up there

haha nerds ive got the worst injury yet

haha nerds ive got the worst injury yet
I guess having your skull cracked open on a sharp edge isn't as bad as some leg injury?

My bad, I didn't know the brain was located in the leg.

This one time when I was very young i tripped and landed on a cactus in my nether regions

This one time when I was very young i tripped and landed on a cactus in my nether regions
Oh my God. You win.

.... I'm pretty sure he meant original poster, not you outpact
I'm bi.

This one time when I was very young i tripped and landed on a cactus in my nether regions
What hit the cactus? your head? or something else?


What hit the cactus? your head? or something else?
how does nether regions not ring any bells?

Injured my back about a month ago, chiropractor said it may just be a herniated disk :c

how does nether regions not ring any bells?

He's not talking about that head. The other head.

i fell on a sharp wooden furniture corner with the back of my head

Mother threw me at a wall. Split my head open.
this explains a lot of things

I guess I should contribute. Worst I had was splitting my hand open a little while I was cutting towards myself (ikr) with an xacto blade.

i rolled my ankle skateboarding when i used to skate a lot. Now i hardly skate at all.

I guess having your skull cracked open on a sharp edge isn't as bad as some leg injury?

My bad, I didn't know the brain was located in the leg.
arm, but didn't see that one. my bad