haha nerds ive got the worst injury yet
This one time when I was very young i tripped and landed on a cactus in my nether regions
.... I'm pretty sure he meant original poster, not you outpact
What hit the cactus? your head? or something else?
how does nether regions not ring any bells?
Mother threw me at a wall. Split my head open.
I guess having your skull cracked open on a sharp edge isn't as bad as some leg injury?My bad, I didn't know the brain was located in the leg.