I'll buy the winner any game on Gamestop for under 5 dollars

[hillkill]

(tax does not count)
(has to be a PC downloadable game)

To win, you can either:

write a poem to my weiner

or

give me some really good reasons why I should

good luck

[Ad Bot]

[SquartleTurtle]

oh to hillkills weiner,
You are such a great peener,
your throbbing veins,
is the reason why horses have manes.
god gifted you so that you will always function,
so you will never have a erectile dysfunction.
everybody stares at you when youre at the bathroom peeing,
yet yo are so small like a fat kid in PE.

bf4 pls

[Biohazard]

Oh how petite,
little and small,
if you look at his richard,
you can't see it at all.

It's almost like it's burrowed,
"It's cold outside!"
We know it's just puny,
there's nothing to hide.

Your wiener is minuscule,
we cannot be fooled.
You really can't deny,
you have the tiniest tool.


bioshock 2 if i win yes

[joe411]

seriously
you know steam is better than that gamestuff downloadable service

[Jokey365]

From the window, from the wall.
You can see it from down the goddamned hall.
Is that a corn cob, or is that a log?
Looks like within your pants, is a small dog.
Women everywhere, they all can agree.
When they be twerkin' at the club, on your snake, they wish to be.
When women give it a lewinsky, their faces turn blue.
As when it is erect, five feet, it grew.
When erect, you nearly pass out.
As all the blood in your body is within it, no doubt.
NASA just called, and you know what they claim?
They need a new rocket. Your snake, they wish to obtain.
Some may say that this wiener is small.
But how can you say that, when you can see it from down the goddamned hall?

[phflack]

I think you should buy me something because I'm the first one to not criticize your richard
and because I'm a duck
so quack quack motherducker, and merry ducking THE MAN (santa) day

[hillkill]

oh to hillkills weiner,
You are such a great peener,
your throbbing veins,
is the reason why horses have manes.
god gifted you so that you will always function,
so you will never have a erectile dysfunction.
everybody stares at you when youre at the bathroom peeing,
yet yo are so small like a fat kid in PE.

bf4 pls

true, true :(

You win. Pm me asap for your key.

[Jairo]

reason: I'm jairo

[IkeTheGeneric]

roses are red
violets are blue
hillkill's snake is also blue
give me the games

[Blockaium]

Dear snake,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all ya do is stare at the floor,
Oh dear snake,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by,
Now it seems things have changed,
And I think that you're the one to blame,
Dear snake, I don't like you anymore.

He sings

Dear body,
I don't think I like you anymore,
Cos when you get to drinking,
You put me places I've never been before,
Dear body, I don't like you anymore.

Why cant we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship,
Come to terms with truly how we feel,
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear snake, I think I like you after all...

[hillkill]

SquartleTurtle wins, pm me for key.