what were the races of jesus and santa

[Kimon²]

jesus should be obvious but people forget it up consistently, but santa is more controversial

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[Fennis]

Jesus was born in the middle east, so he's a middle easterner. Santa was never born, so he's part of the shadowy aether of neverworld. Aka, black.

[nickpb1]

Jesus was Mexican ik this cause I paid him for doing my hedges yesterday
and santa is white cause only white people are smart enough to raise an army of slave toy builders

[Frankie²]

Santa is fictional, he's whatever race a specific culture wants him to be
saint nick, however, would be muslim/middle eastern

[bejacks]

Jesus was a white Missouri-native who liked pizza.

[Aplem]

pretty sure Jesus was black

edit :

yup hes black

[Kimon²]

wasn't saint nicholas a real guy? or is he not actually santa?

i need to read up on my santa claus lore

Santa is fictional, he's whatever race a specific culture wants him to be
saint nick, however, would be muslim/middle eastern

yeah that's what i meant

[Fennis]

saint nick, however, would be muslim/middle eastern

islam is a religion, not a race

[Frankie²]

islam is a religion, not a race

except i said muslim, not islam
muslim refers to a person who follows islam (but i dont think st nick was muslim regardless)

[Kimon²]

see why does everyone say jesus is black? you know he was born in the middle east right?

yet to see an explanation as to why the accurate jesus is black

and im not actually sure about santa tbh (which is why i said it was controversial)

[Frankie²]

and im not actually sure about santa tbh (which is why i said it was controversial)

santa is usually only in western or european culture as far as im aware

[SquartleTurtle]

chink

[Zanaran2]

Jesus was Mexican ik this cause I paid him for doing my hedges yesterday
and santa is white cause only white people are smart enough to raise an army of slave toy builders

Jesus can't be Mexican because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in the whole country

[Nomel]

chink

[nickpb1]

Jesus can't be Mexican because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in the whole country

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