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Jesus was White
32 (14.3%)
Jesus was Middle Eastern/Asian
59 (26.5%)
Jesus was Black
26 (11.7%)
Santa was White
66 (29.6%)
Santa was Middle Eastern/Asian
14 (6.3%)
Santa was Black
26 (11.7%)

Total Members Voted: 121

Author Topic: what were the races of jesus and santa  (Read 2650 times)

jesus should be obvious but people forget it up consistently, but santa is more controversial

Jesus was born in the middle east, so he's a middle easterner. Santa was never born, so he's part of the shadowy aether of neverworld. Aka, black.

Jesus was Mexican ik this cause I paid him for doing my hedges yesterday
and santa is white cause only white people are smart enough to raise an army of slave toy builders

Santa is fictional, he's whatever race a specific culture wants him to be
saint nick, however, would be muslim/middle eastern

Jesus was a white Missouri-native who liked pizza.


pretty sure Jesus was black

edit :

yup hes black


wasn't saint nicholas a real guy? or is he not actually santa?

i need to read up on my santa claus lore
Santa is fictional, he's whatever race a specific culture wants him to be
saint nick, however, would be muslim/middle eastern
yeah that's what i meant

saint nick, however, would be muslim/middle eastern

islam is a religion, not a race

islam is a religion, not a race
except i said muslim, not islam
muslim refers to a person who follows islam (but i dont think st nick was muslim regardless)

see why does everyone say jesus is black? you know he was born in the middle east right?

yet to see an explanation as to why the accurate jesus is black

and im not actually sure about santa tbh (which is why i said it was controversial)

and im not actually sure about santa tbh (which is why i said it was controversial)
santa is usually only in western or european culture as far as im aware


Jesus was Mexican ik this cause I paid him for doing my hedges yesterday
and santa is white cause only white people are smart enough to raise an army of slave toy builders
Jesus can't be Mexican because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in the whole country


Jesus can't be Mexican because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in the whole country
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