what were the races of jesus and santa

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did i do this right

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[Zanaran2]

did i do this right

[XR-7]

Jesus middle-eastern, Santa white.

St. Nicholas lived in Europe iirc.

[Kimon²]

i thought saint nick was greek
so i guess that would make him white? maybe?

[Badger]

Santa was white because didn't the tale originate from Europe

[Epicduke]

i thought saint nick was greek
so i guess that would make him white? maybe?

why do you keep asking questions instead of looking up stuff

yes, he was greek, he was born in the roman empire (modern day turkey)

[Nonnel]

Jesus was a dirty Arab
Santa is white because Coca Cola

[Count]

Jesus was from the holy land (Canaan, Levant, etc.) like me! He could have been very dark but he probably was a lighter shade of brown like most people from the region.

As you can see they go from dark brown to pale white.

[Sami2ss]

[McJob]

Jesus was actually a British Gentleman, delivering tea to the masses.

[Biohazard]

i dont get what people are on about what race santa is
like loving stuff people stop reaching for something to argue about

[Ipquarx]

I believe Santa is black. I give reasoning below.

1. Santa has to be incredibly fast to deliver presents to all the girls and boys. Everyone knows all the fast people in the world are black, so santa has to be black.
2. Santa is very fat. Everyone knows black people are always fat no matter what 100%. So therefore, black.

QED.

[Becquerel]

I believe Santa is black. I give reasoning below.

1. Santa has to be incredibly fast to deliver presents to all the girls and boys. Everyone knows all the fast people in the world are black, so santa has to be black.
2. Santa is very fat. Everyone knows black people are always fat no matter what 100%. So therefore, black.

QED.

what does quantum electrodynamics have to do with race

[Yosher]

pretty sure that they were both fish people

[Katadeus]

Jesus can't be Mexican because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in the whole country

Ahaha