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Jesus was White
32 (14.3%)
Jesus was Middle Eastern/Asian
59 (26.5%)
Jesus was Black
26 (11.7%)
Santa was White
66 (29.6%)
Santa was Middle Eastern/Asian
14 (6.3%)
Santa was Black
26 (11.7%)

Total Members Voted: 121

Author Topic: what were the races of jesus and santa  (Read 2741 times)

I believe Santa is black. I give reasoning below.

1. Santa has to be incredibly fast to deliver presents to all the girls and boys. Everyone knows all the fast people in the world are black, so santa has to be black.
2. Santa is very fat. Everyone knows black people are always fat no matter what 100%. So therefore, black.

QED.

Fat and Fast

Doesn't work together.

Neither exist.

Have some Christmas Spirit, partypooper.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2014, 08:04:04 PM by XR-7 »


Jesus can't be Mexican because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in the whole country
oh christ lol

I don't believe in Santa, so I used both votes for Jesus

why was jesus white if they were in the Middle East
Santa is white I know this

why was jesus white if they were in the Middle East
Santa is white I know this
biracial

 :cookieMonster:

why would santas race be controversial? there is actually detailed history explaining the character.

jesus on the other hand may or may not even have existed, regardless where he may of come from XD

Jesus can't be Mexican because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in the whole country

loving 10/10 post


jesus on the other hand may or may not even have existed, regardless where he may of come from XD
in the case he did exist, it's most likely that he was middle eastern.


The land of Israel doesn't belong to the jews.













It belongs to the Romans, Long live Hadrian. Imperium Romanum!  :cookieMonster:
But seriously the city of Jerusalem should be a neutral zone for all 3 religions if only we could contain the radicals and extremists from all three Abrahamic religions.

i mean he did exist; he founded christianity
whether or not you believe he was a kind of devine being is another story

i mean he did exist; he founded christianity
whether or not you believe he was a kind of devine being is another story
The jews, Christians, catholics, muslims, east orthodox catholics, etc all worship the same god. The jews were the first to worship him. The rest the world was sticking with the pagan thing.

well yeah but i was talking about jesus specifically as the son of god

ofc that's not the focus of the topic anyway w/e

well yeah but i was talking about jesus specifically as the son of god

ofc that's not the focus of the topic anyway w/e
gotta evolve the discussion into some sort of meaningful discussion, if we don't it will eventually turn into cess pit of religion wars and Israel vs Palestine, and white vs color.