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Ahem, Furries want to wear Fake tails! I shall wear my fox tail on My Ten gallon Lid! Just watch the news. "Guy wears A camouflage hunting get-up covered in fur!" Don't judge a hunter, They can snap and end up walking to school In full camouflage listening to Heavy metal with a fur Cape...
Initiate "Redneck and PeTA hate" operation a go!