Author Topic: The salty spatoon  (Read 2215 times)

welcome to the salty spatoon how tough are yah?

I'm so tough, I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!


EDIT: WITHOUT ANY MILK.

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden earlier today, and I only cried for twenty minutes.

I ate a bowl of milk for breakfast this morning

i have eyeballs on my muscles



I'll have you know,  I got rekt by xX_c0dg4m3r_Xx on TF2  and I only cried for 20 minutes.

i have an arm and leg on either side

i ate a bowl of milk, without milk


i ate a bowl of milk, without milk
I ate a bowl for breakfast. Without any bowls.
Get on my level, skrub.

i have eyeballs on my muscles
OH YEAH?
I HAVE ARMS ON MY MUSCLES ON MY HEAD!

I've got muscles in my muscles within my muscles!

I'm so tough, I ate a bowl of molten nails for breakfast, and didn't cry at all when my teeth cracked and my gums received 3rd degree burns.