So apperently its wierd that I never smoked.

[Neon]

Protip: Try not to ever pick up the habit. If you never smoke a cigarette in your life, you're all the better for it.

It's hard watching some of my friends destroying their lungs and going into coughing fits in class.

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[Yosher]

I thought Belgium was in Germany?

it isn't

[espio100]

I thought Belgium was in Germany? Unless theres more than one, or I'm just dumb.

You're dumb.

[Niff]

You're dumb.

it isn't

aight

[warble]

I've never had coffee in my entire life

[ZombieDude]

this might be a good place for you op

[Rigel]

I've never had coffee in my entire life

Also espio, you should come to america! Land of the free and the fat! Here, we have people that will throw actually good insults your way instead of saying something extremely loving stupid, laughing, and everyone else joining in as you say that they do in your schools.

And problems are usually settled with fights in the worse schools (Which you'll probably end up going to with your luck.), which in my eyes, is the right way to go. You should come to Florida, the weather's always sunny, thunderstorms, or hurricanes. We also seem to breed the worst psychopaths along with the least functional handicaps! Not to mention the wannabe ghetto people acting all cool that will be knocked on their ass with a simple slap on the wrist!

But seriously, come to America. There's a better chance of you having a better life than some stuff-hole European country.

Possible alternatives:
Canada (Trees and moose EVERYWHERE. Also free healthcare.)
Australia (Stupid government, stupid wildlife, silly rabbits, but bad-ass people.)
Japan (Age of consent is small as hell and they have some REALLY crazy things there. Good crazy.)

[Niff]

Also espio, you should come to america! Land of the free and the fat! Here, we have people that will throw actually good insults your way instead of saying something extremely loving stupid, laughing, and everyone else joining in as you say that they do in your schools.

And problems are usually settled with fights in the worse schools (Which you'll probably end up going to with your luck.), which in my eyes, is the right way to go. You should come to Florida, the weather's always sunny, thunderstorms, or hurricanes. We also seem to breed the worst psychopaths along with the least functional handicaps! Not to mention the wannabe ghetto people acting all cool that will be knocked on their ass with a simple slap on the wrist!

But seriously, come to America. There's a better chance of you having a better life than some stuff-hole European country.

Possible alternatives:
Canada (Trees and moose EVERYWHERE. Also free healthcare.)
Australia (Stupid government, stupid wildlife, silly rabbits, but bad-ass people.)
Japan (Age of consent is small as hell and they have some REALLY crazy things there. Good crazy.)

Note: Japan is also really crowded

[Rigel]

Note: Japan is also really crowded

I know, and it has weird laws. Still probably better than belgium from the sound of it.

[Jairo]

I thought Belgium was in Germany? Unless theres more than one, or I'm just dumb.

unless your map is from 1940, it isn't

now, brussels on the other hand 

[Niff]

this might be a good place for you op

more like /r/clickbait amiright

unless your map is from 1940, it isn't

now, brussels on the other hand 

that's probably why I thought it was still part of Germany.
also saw that ninja

[Jairo]

also saw that ninja

screw the capital M :(

[TheKhoz]

this, i think coffee is disgusting

Now, I'm not going to try to convince you to drink coffee or anything

but how do you know it's disgusting if you've never had it?

I mean, it is, but how would you know?

[77x5ghost2]

i never smoked (i don't want cancer)
i never drank any alcohol (the it smells wierd)
i tried coffee once but the taste was loving disgusting

[Rigel]

i never smoked (i don't want cancer)
i never drank any alcohol (the it smells wierd)
i tried coffee once but the taste was loving disgusting

Never drank coffee, I prefer hot chocolate milk.
I drink at parties. Usually my cousin, uncle, or dad hands me a beer.
I stay away from my dad when he's smoking his e-cig. It just smells so weird even though it's just water vapor.