I just decided to make a quick thing for the fun of it (I was originally not going to post this, but my friend requested I post this).
How BonziBUDDY destroyed expand dong's pc
Once upon a time, there was a computer user called expand dong protected by Avast!, way safer than the pc you have.
There was a young purple gorilla, evil and mean, his name was BonziBUDDY.
He hated expand dong, thought it was a curse, when he thought about it, he needed a MEME.
So on that day, with his skills, he got his supplies, and sneaked into expand dong’s pc.
He made a machine, rising so tall, he built until, he was so small.
He set out into the town, destroying expand dong’s pc; he wasn’t really, in the mood.
After every file was infected with himself, he went back to his lair, and finally said, this is too easy!
I infected the files, they will be sad, while I will be laughing, happy and glad.
It was a matter of time, before the people woke, and learned that their top secret files were infected by me.
They said who infected our files? We have no clue. We don’t know what to do.
They reported to the cops, who reported to avast!, soon enough avast! got ready in the parking lot.
They practiced shots, not one missed; they even hurt, with their fists.
Soon they came to Bonzi, got ready, so very keen.
Soon enough, like on BLF, the shots were fired. Bonzi did not take any damage.
Bonzi then said “you cannot destroy me hue hue hue”
Bonzi then fired viruses at Avast!, and Avast blocked all of them.
Except for one.
The remaining virus uninstalled Avast! and then Bonzi deleted system32.
Bonzi laughed “huehuehue” and flew out of expand dong’s pc.
Expand Dong has been destroyed, Bonzi wins.
/end
