
Red, Blue just called you a commie bastard!

"W-What? No I did not, you son of a---"

"CAPITALIST PIG! CHOKE ON YOUR OWN GREED!"
Red the Communist quickdraws
DUAL COMMUNISM(Machine pistols akimbo) and fires it on full auto at Blue the Capitalist, hitting him for 17 damage!
Blue the Capitalist whips out the
All American Assault Rifle and fires it on full auto at Red the Communist, missing him entirely and striking the other passengers! Accidental Flash Mob!

"Hey! NO WEAPONS ALLOWED IN THE CONVOY, YOU GODAMN TERRORIST!"
PoliceBrutality equips a
Fully Automatic Shotgun and quickly empties the magazine, hosing everyone down and killing most of the passengers!
Texas: "What in sam hell is this?"
Texas quickdraws
Bobby Ray's .454 Surprise and fires it at PoliceBrutality, but misses!
Lord British: "Good lord, what in gods name is this?"
Suit&Tie95: "BLOCKLAND SECRET SERVICE! I COMMAND YOU TO DROP YOUR WEAP---"
PoliceBrutality shoots Suit&Tie95 in the head!
CRITICAL HIT!CapitalistPig: "What the hell is going on back there? Don't make me stop the convoy!"
Other Passengers:Red the Communist (Fighting Blue)
Blue the Capitalist (Fighting Red)
Landscap3rDogMeatCapitalistPig(Convoy driver)
PoliceBrutalityM8(Security) (Spraying/Praying most of the passengers)
Blockhead200356Blockhead152345
Blockhead199213Blockhead12456
Phant0M(Noob herding the Blockheads)
WAIWAIFU(?????)LordBritish(British.)
Texas
Suit&Tie95- Inspect weapons
- Inspect companion weapons
- Talk to the other guys on the convoy
- Murder everyone else on the convoy for stuffs and giggles
- Go AFK for a few hours and wait for the Convoy to arrive at V21
- Hijack the convoy and go at super speed
- Look behind you again
and stare at the incoming mininuke. - Other: ____________
CompanionsBlockhead801245 20/25 HP
1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke (3)
Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)
Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
[Firearms]Professional [Throwing]Trained [Social Skills]Trained [Medic]Proficent [Close Combat]SkilledJewBot 10/40 HP
1)
Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)
Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
[Engineer]Proficent [Firearms]Advanced [Close Combat]ProficentProtile 1/25 HP
1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Empty Slot
[Firearms]Trained [Explosives]TrainedBuddy the Dog 13/50 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.)
1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
[Close Combat]MasterCharlie 30/40 HP
(1)
Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)
ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)
Dodgeball (4)
Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
[Explosives]ProfessionalPokoinik 10/70 HP
1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Empty
Dr. Krieger 9/10 HP
1) Dart Gun (2) Empty Slot
[Medic]Expert
Your StatsHealth: 35/40 HP
Armor: Secret Service Armor 15/30 HP
Karma: Good
Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)1)Artillery Beacon
2)BALDR 35/50 rounds, 3 mags left
3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 2/3 rounds, 2 mags left
4)RYNO V 76/100 rockets
5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
8)
Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
9)Empty Slot
Cocaine
Flashlight
Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
PlayBlock Magazine x4 (Distraction tool)
Version 21 Postcard
Medkit x2
One-Shot Pistol (Disposable pistol that packs a huge punch)
Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)
Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
[Firearms]Skilled Gunning people down.
[Close Combat]Skilled CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
[Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
[Throwing]Untrained Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
[Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
[Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
[Medic]Skilled Heal people more effectively.
[Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.
Perks
Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
Healthy(+10 HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
Roll The Dice (COOLDOWN) (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
Redshirt Swarm (COOLDOWN) (Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)[/list]