"Whats a shadow and shader?"

"Good, you aren't one of those graphics whores. V21 ruined Blockland, you kno---"


"Have no fear, Newbie! The Ghosts are here to destroy the Bedroom and liberate it from the Landscapers! EAT THIS, OLDTIMERS!"


"Kid, help us and we'll give you some private addons as a reward!"

"These are the same guys that DDOSed us! You can help US!"

"You're really going to listen to the same terrorists that killed Ephilates?"
LandscapersPiggy armed with Default Gun
YoullShootYourEyeOutKid armed with Default Sword
Sgt. Brown armed with Default Rocket Launcher
GhostsWompressor armed with Default Sword
TAAANK armed with Tank Turret
Hipster armed with Default Bow
Your StatsHealth: 10/10 HP
Companion StatsBlockhead801245 armed with
Apocalypse Assault Rifle 10/10 HP
Inventory(Current limit: 5 slots) Certain items do not use up slots!1)Laser SMG 20/20 rounds
2)Vodka (Heals you, but makes you drunk)
3)Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
Flashlight
$100
Version 21 Postcard
Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
[Firearms]Untrained Gunning people down.[Close Combat]Somewhat Untrained CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.[Energy Weapons]Untrained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.[Throwing]Untrained Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc[Explosives]Untrained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.[Social Skills]Somewhat Untrained Talking to people and not being antisocial. [Medic]Untrained Heal people more effectively.[Engineer]Untrained Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.PerksNone.