Smoke MLG Joint.

You feel extremely awesome.

You can feel all the feels of being high. And MLG.

You feel like you could go on a noscoping spree. In fact, you run off and do that.

Unfortunately, the Dead Man Switch 6.0 has a huge explosion radius, and you are barely outside of it. You are hit for 21 damage and killed.
GAME OVER: Death by explosion. Even if you are outside the radius, the shockwave can still kill you.
Hint: Thats what you get for drug abuse.disable bomb again
and then disable locks for all the weapons.
Reloading your previous quicksave, you use the MLG Joint and defuse the bomb, letting you loot EVERYTHING. You only have 6 slots, however, and all the weapons you looted made you go over the slot limit.
You are now carrying too much. Movement speed is now worse than a snail trying to run cross country.
Your StatsHealth: 15/15 HP HP
Armor: Concealed Vest 20/20 HP (Protects against pistols, SMGs, and shotguns, but not melee weapons.)
Karma:Evil
Blockhead801245 armed with
APOC2.2 Assault Rifle 15/15 HP
1)APOC 2.2 SilentPistol
2)Old School Rifle
3)
[Firearms]Trained [Throwing]Trained [Social Skills]TrainedInventory(Current limit: 5 slots) Certain items do not use slots. OVERENCUMBERED!1)Laser SMG with 20/20 rounds. The batteries automatically recharge themselves.
2)Vodka (Heals you, but makes you drunk.)
3)T+T Sniper Rifle 4/4 rounds, 2 mags left
4)Default Sword
5)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 3/3 rounds, 1 mag left
6)T+T Cowboy Magnum 6/6 rounds, 4 clips left
X)Mini-Nuke 3/3 rounds
X)Ion Cannon 2/2 rounds
X)Heedicalking's Tsunami 4/4 rounds
X)Vuvuzela (no ammo required, just use the power of your voice)
X)Boom Box (No ammo required, it runs on batteries)Cocaine
Flashlight
Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
$425Version 21 Postcard
Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
A preview of what's coming next
A Kalph-Qaeida base with spawn points. Destroy the spawn points and kill the leader to eliminate this base.