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Author Topic: V21:Left Behind S1 (ENDING: The Death Of Blockland)  (Read 67099 times)

all that stuff but no earplugs

>Toss Jewbot the vuvuzela and order him to screech into it.

does he even have ears anymore
he's a cyborg

i'm not seeing "sonic attack immunity" anywhere, it's GOTTA be his forgetass weak point

fine give it a shot

combine bandit radio and vuvuzela



all that stuff but no earplugs

>Toss Jewbot the vuvuzela and order him to screech into it.
fine give it a shot

combine bandit radio and vuvuzela

Seeing as how you only have one pair of earplugs, you order your companions to run while you combine the items. Your companions are too far away to attack this turn.

Cable reels back violently and takes 100 damage due to the combined vuvuzela and boombox.
Cable summons the Guardian Devil! He also whips out the Death Ion Cannon and starts charging it. The legendary failbinned addon threatens your existence.

Stop the Death Ion Cannon from fully charging by either killing Cable, stunning him, damaging the weapon(shoot it), or crippling his limbs(arms/hand).

Turns until complete and utter annihilation of everything within 50 miles: 5 Turns

    YOUR TURN.
    • MAGIC MISSILE
    • Psi Panic
    • Mindfray
    • Mega Mushroom
    • Box of Legos
    • Kalph-Qaeida buisness card
    • Version 21 postcard
    • Posioned coccaine
    • Shine a flashlight into his eyes
    • Playblock magazine
    • Blaster Launcher him in the mouth
    • Heed's Spat
    • Tranquilizer
    • Anti Renderman Rifle
    • Other: ___________

    SEMIFINAL BOSS: CABLE 2000/2000 HP Landscaper Power Armor 565 HP
    (1)Rapidfire .880 Rifle (2)Mega Nuke (3)New School Rifle (4)Exploding Minigun (5)Toaster Launcher (6)Blaster Launcher (7)PSI-AMP (8)DEATH ION CANNON (9)Vuvuzela (10)Rainbow Chainsaw
    [Last Chance] [Dodge Roll] [Guardian Devil] [Redshirt Swarm] [Mozambique Drill] [Deadly Lunge] [Roll the Dice] [Enhanced Reflexes] [Agility] [PITCH BLACK] [PSIONICS]
    [Every Single Skill In This Forum Adventure] GOD

    Guardian Devil ???/??? HP
    (1)Rogue Warrior .600 Handcannon


    Music: IN Keine's Theme: Plain Asia

    Companions
    Blockhead801245 40/40 HP
    1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke(AMMO LOW) (3)Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
    [Firearms]Expert [Throwing]Skilled [Social Skills]Skilled [Medic]Advanced [Close Combat]Proficent

    JewBot  60/60 HP
    1)Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
    [Engineer]Professional [Firearms]Expert [Close Combat]Advanced

    Protile 45/45 HP
    1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Uber Assault Rifle
    [Firearms]Skilled [Explosives]Proficent

    Buddy the Dog 70/70 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.)
    1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
    [Close Combat]GOD

    Charlie 60/60 HP
    (1)Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)Dodgeball (4)Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
    [Explosives]Expert [Firearms]Skilled

    Pokoinik 90/90 HP
    1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Recurve Bow

    Dr. Krieger 30/30 HP
    1) Dart Gun (2) TF2 Medigun
    [Medic]GOD

    Guardian Angel ???/??? HP
    Redshirt Swarm 26/26 Redshirts left

    LillicaPlumb 120/120 HP
    1)Rapidfire OSR (2)Laser SMG (3)Tomahawk (4)Golden Gun (5)Toaster Launcher


    Your Stats
    Health: 60/60 HP Karma: Good


    Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)
    1)Heedicalking's Spat 5/5 rounds, 4 mags left
    2)BALDR 29/50 rounds, 3 mags left
    3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 3/3 rounds, 1 mags left
    4)RYNO V 49/100 rockets
    5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
    6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
    7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
    8)Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
    9)Blaster Launcher(remote guided missiles) 7 rockets left


    PSI-AMP
    Cocaine
    Flashlight
    Box Of Legos
    Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
    PlayBlock Magazine x4 (Distraction tool)
    Version 21 Postcard
    Medkit x5
    Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
    Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
    Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)
    Dead Ringer (fake death)
    Mega Mushroom (Turn giant and stomp things into the ground)


    Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
    [Firearms]Proficent Gunning people down.
    [Close Combat]Proficent CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
    [Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
    [Throwing]Proficent Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
    [Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
    [Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
    [Medic]Proficent Heal people more effectively.
    [Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.


    Psionic Powers(requires PSI-AMP)
    Mindfray/Mind Control/Psi Panic/MAGIC MISSILE

    Perks
    Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
    Healthy(+10 HP)
    Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
    Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
    Enhanced Override Frequency JewBot Companion Perk (Release a signal that incapacitates Blockheads. Requires charging up before usage.)
    Roll The Dice (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
    Redshirt Swarm(Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
    Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
    Mozambique Drill (Special close range handgun moved performed by shooting them two in the chest, one in the head. High damage and chance of one hit kill)
    Gorn(Everyone dies as violently as possible)
    [/list]

    Throw the playblock magazine at the Guardian Demon, no demon can resist the best deadly sin of all.

    (I hope.)

    Have Jewbot keep screaming in the vuvuzela, unless someone else can think of a better plan.

    mega mushroom
    go lucha libre on that small wimp
    and tear him

    Throw the playblock magazine at the Guardian Demon, no demon can resist the best deadly sin of all.

    (I hope.)

    Have Jewbot keep screaming in the vuvuzela, unless someone else can think of a better plan.


    Player throws the PlayBlock magazine at the Guardian Demon, resulting in it sticking to his face! The Demon is instantly distracted.
    Player eats a mega mushroom and stomps Cable for 500 damage.
    JewBot lets an electronic scream into the Vuvuzela, amplifying it and causing even more damage to Cable.
    The rest of the party opens fire on Cable.
    Interials returns from space and goes splat on the ground. Dr. Krieger revives him and Interials joins the party.

    Cable uses PITCH BLACK! All the light fades from the world.......
    Cable, under the cover of darkness, runs away and shoots Dr. Krieger in the head for 50 damage, killing him.
    Cable uses PSI PANIC on Buddy the Dog, causing him to lash out in terror at the nearest thing! Pokoinik is incapacitated when Buddy bites off his leg and swollows it whole.

    Turns until Death Ion Cannon is fully charged: 4

      YOUR TURN.
      • MAGIC MISSILE
      • Psi Panic
      • Mindfray
      • Mega Mushroom
      • Box of Legos(SUMMON COMPANIONS FROM THE ASSASSINATION)
      • Kalph-Qaeida buisness card
      • Version 21 postcard
      • Posioned coccaine
      • Shine a flashlight into his eyes
      • Playblock magazine
      • Blaster Launcher him in the mouth
      • Heed's Spat
      • Tranquilizer
      • Anti Renderman Rifle
      • Other: ___________

      SEMIFINAL BOSS: CABLE 2000/2000 HP Landscaper Power Armor 1 HP
      (1)Rapidfire .880 Rifle (2)Mega Nuke (3)New School Rifle (4)Exploding Minigun (5)Toaster Launcher (6)Blaster Launcher (7)PSI-AMP (8)DEATH ION CANNON (9)Vuvuzela (10)Rainbow Chainsaw
      [Last Chance] [Dodge Roll] [Guardian Devil] [Redshirt Swarm] [Mozambique Drill] [Deadly Lunge] [Roll the Dice] [Enhanced Reflexes] [Agility] [PITCH BLACK] [PSIONICS]
      [Every Single Skill In This Forum Adventure] GOD

      Guardian Devil ???/??? HP (DISTRACTED)
      (1)Rogue Warrior .600 Handcannon


      Music: IN Keine's Theme: Plain Asia

      Companions
      Blockhead801245 40/40 HP
      1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke(AMMO LOW) (3)Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
      [Firearms]Expert [Throwing]Skilled [Social Skills]Skilled [Medic]Advanced [Close Combat]Proficent

      JewBot  60/60 HP
      1)Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
      [Engineer]Professional [Firearms]Expert [Close Combat]Advanced

      Protile 45/45 HP
      1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Uber Assault Rifle
      [Firearms]Skilled [Explosives]Proficent

      Buddy the Dog 70/70 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.) PANIC
      1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
      [Close Combat]GOD

      Charlie 60/60 HP
      (1)Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)Dodgeball (4)Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
      [Explosives]Expert [Firearms]Skilled

      Pokoinik 0/90 HP INCAPACITATED
      1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Recurve Bow

      Dr. Krieger -20/30 HP INCAPACITATED, NEEDS REVIVAL
      1) Dart Gun (2) TF2 Medigun
      [Medic]GOD

      Guardian Angel ???/??? HP
      Redshirt Swarm 26/26 Redshirts left

      LillicaPlumb 120/120 HP
      1)Rapidfire OSR (2)Laser SMG (3)Tomahawk (4)Golden Gun (5)Toaster Launcher

      Interials, the leader of the True Landscapers 50/50 HP
      1)Default Rocket Launcher (2)Empty (3)Empty (4)Empty (5)Empty (6)Empty


      Your Stats
      Health: 60/60 HP Karma: Good


      Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)
      1)Heedicalking's Spat 5/5 rounds, 4 mags left
      2)BALDR 29/50 rounds, 3 mags left
      3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 3/3 rounds, 1 mags left
      4)RYNO V 49/100 rockets
      5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
      6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
      7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
      8)Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
      9)Blaster Launcher(remote guided missiles) 7 rockets left


      PSI-AMP
      Cocaine
      Flashlight
      Box Of Legos
      Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
      PlayBlock Magazine x3 (Distraction tool)
      Version 21 Postcard
      Medkit x5
      Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
      Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
      Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)
      Dead Ringer (fake death)


      Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
      [Firearms]Proficent Gunning people down.
      [Close Combat]Proficent CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
      [Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
      [Throwing]Proficent Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
      [Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
      [Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
      [Medic]Proficent Heal people more effectively.
      [Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.


      Psionic Powers(requires PSI-AMP)
      Mindfray/Mind Control/Psi Panic/MAGIC MISSILE

      Perks
      Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
      Healthy(+10 HP)
      Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
      Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
      Enhanced Override Frequency JewBot Companion Perk (Release a signal that incapacitates Blockheads. Requires charging up before usage.)
      Roll The Dice (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
      Redshirt Swarm(Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
      Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
      Mozambique Drill (Special close range handgun moved performed by shooting them two in the chest, one in the head. High damage and chance of one hit kill)
      Gorn(Everyone dies as violently as possible)

      LegoBox
      Anti-renderman rifle to the face (worth a try?)
      Lillica Rapid fires OSR at death ion
      Toss Interials the blaster launcher
      Roll the Dice
      get redshirts tor revive everyone
      Blockhead Tsunami
      Charlie dodgeball
      And finally Kalph-qaeda business-card




      LegoBox
      Anti-renderman rifle to the face (worth a try?)
      Lillica Rapid fires OSR at death ion
      Toss Interials the blaster launcher
      Roll the Dice
      get redshirts tor revive everyone
      Blockhead Tsunami
      Charlie dodgeball
      And finally Kalph-qaeda business-card



      You summon the box of legos. Unfortunately, they panic upon seeing you. You are still a giant.

      Legoman: H-HOLY stuff! THE STICKMAN IS BACK! BLASTER LAUNCHER TO THE FACE!

      Legoman raises the Blaster Launcher, intending to shoot it at you.

      Nick "Blue" Walter: Wait! Thats no stickman! Its a Blockhead!

      Wine: We've finally been freed from the tyranny of the Box of Legos! We thank you for rescuing us!

      JewBot shoots Cable with the Anti renderman rifle, instantly dealing massive damage to him. He's weak to that!
      Player rolls the dice. Dice roll:A vision of the future. The final boss has 3 phases, so you need 3 golden guns to completely bypass the final boss.
      Player fires Heedicalking's Spat at Cable in the darkness. The shot misses, but the explosion lights up the area, revealing him!
      LillicaPlumb uses the brief moments of illumination to rapidly headshot Cable multiple times in a row.
      Buddy the Dog continues to panic and starts running in circles.
      Interials shoots the Blaster Launcher, lighting everything up with am assive explosion. He tosses the Blaster Launcher back to you.
      Charlie throws a dodgeball.
      Blockhead801245 shoots Cable in the eyes with a Tsunami.
      The Redshirt Swarm attempts to revive everyone.
      Protile sprays Kaje's Minigun wildly into the dark.
      Guardian Angel blasts away at Cable.

      Cable slaps the Guardian Devil and burns the PlayBlock magazine!
      Cable shoots the Mega-Nuke at the mass of redshirts, killing most of them, preventing the revivals of your party members, and injuring Dr. Krieger even more.
      The Redshirt Swarm goes berserk, firing wildly at Cable and striking him in the neck!
      Cable whips out his own Vuvuzela and screams into it, damaging the Player.
      Guardian Devil fires 3 quick shots from his handcannon, striking the Guardian Angel and Charlie.
      The rest of the Redshirts quickly get back to work on reviving your party members!

      Turns until Death Ion Cannon is fully charged: 3
      PITCH BLACK is active. There is barely any light.

      SEMIFINAL BOSS: CABLE 1500/2000 HP
      (1)Rapidfire .880 Rifle (2)Mega Nuke (3)New School Rifle (4)Exploding Minigun (5)Toaster Launcher (6)Blaster Launcher (7)PSI-AMP (8)DEATH ION CANNON (9)Vuvuzela (10)Rainbow Chainsaw
      [Last Chance] [Dodge Roll] [Guardian Devil] [Redshirt Swarm] [Mozambique Drill] [Deadly Lunge] [Roll the Dice] [Enhanced Reflexes] [Agility] [PITCH BLACK] [PSIONICS]
      [Every Single Skill In This Forum Adventure] GOD

      Guardian Devil ???/??? HP
      (1)Rogue Warrior .600 Handcannon


      Music: IN Keine's Theme: Plain Asia

      Companions
      Blockhead801245 40/40 HP
      1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke(AMMO LOW) (3)Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
      [Firearms]Expert [Throwing]Skilled [Social Skills]Skilled [Medic]Advanced [Close Combat]Proficent

      JewBot  60/60 HP
      1)Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
      [Engineer]Professional [Firearms]Expert [Close Combat]Advanced

      Protile 45/45 HP
      1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Uber Assault Rifle
      [Firearms]Skilled [Explosives]Proficent

      Buddy the Dog 70/70 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.) PANIC
      1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
      [Close Combat]GOD

      Charlie 35/60 HP
      (1)Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)Dodgeball (4)Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
      [Explosives]Expert [Firearms]Skilled

      Pokoinik 0/90 HP INCAPACITATED
      1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Recurve Bow

      Dr. Krieger -50/30 HP INCAPACITATED, NEEDS REVIVAL
      1) Dart Gun (2) TF2 Medigun
      [Medic]GOD

      Guardian Angel ???/??? HP
      Redshirt Swarm 12/26 Redshirts left

      LillicaPlumb 120/120 HP
      1)Rapidfire OSR (2)Laser SMG (3)Tomahawk (4)Golden Gun (5)Toaster Launcher

      Interials, the leader of the True Landscapers 50/50 HP
      1)Default Rocket Launcher (2)Empty (3)Empty (4)Empty (5)Empty (6)Empty

      Lego companions: Legoman, Nick "Blue" Walter, Tom Falke, Wine, and Cirno


      Your Stats
      Health: 30/60 HP Karma: Good


      Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)
      1)Heedicalking's Spat 4/5 rounds, 4 mags left
      2)BALDR 29/50 rounds, 3 mags left
      3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 3/3 rounds, 1 mags left
      4)RYNO V 49/100 rockets
      5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
      6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
      7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
      8)Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
      9)Blaster Launcher(remote guided missiles) 7 rockets left


      PSI-AMP
      Cocaine
      Flashlight
      Box Of Legos
      Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
      PlayBlock Magazine x3 (Distraction tool)
      Version 21 Postcard
      Medkit x5
      Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
      Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
      Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)
      Dead Ringer (fake death)


      Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
      [Firearms]Proficent Gunning people down.
      [Close Combat]Proficent CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
      [Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
      [Throwing]Proficent Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
      [Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
      [Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
      [Medic]Proficent Heal people more effectively.
      [Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.


      Psionic Powers(requires PSI-AMP)
      Mindfray/Mind Control/Psi Panic/MAGIC MISSILE

      Perks
      Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
      Healthy(+10 HP)
      Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
      Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
      Enhanced Override Frequency JewBot Companion Perk (Release a signal that incapacitates Blockheads. Requires charging up before usage.)
      Roll The Dice (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
      Redshirt Swarm(Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
      Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
      Mozambique Drill (Special close range handgun moved performed by shooting them two in the chest, one in the head. High damage and chance of one hit kill)
      Gorn(Everyone dies as violently as possible)
      « Last Edit: April 07, 2015, 12:15:22 AM by tber123 »

      Would the Blaster work? Let's try it.

      Would the Blaster work? Let's try it.

      You fire the blaster launcher and remote guide it into Cable's mouth, attempting to explode his face from the inside. CRITICAL HIT! Cable is stunned!
      The entire party, Redshirts, Legos, and the Guardian Angel included, fires on Cable!
      The Redshirts finish reviving everyone else!

      Cable is still stunned! The entire party fires again!
      Blockhead runs out of ammo for the OSR.
      JewBot completely empties his revolver.
      Dr. Krieger suffers a critical failure and accidentally injects himself with something.

      Cable recovers from being stunned and targets Dr. Krieger! He shoots the New School Rifle at him, but misses and instead destroys the TF2 Medigun by accident!
      Cable lunges at Jewbot with a rainbow chainsaw and carves him up!
      Cable uses the PSI-AMP to mind control Buddy the Dog.
      Guardian Devil fires away at the party. One of the Redshirts dramatically dives in the way of the bullet, saving Charlie.


      Turns until Death Ion Cannon is fully charged: 2
      PITCH BLACK is active. There is barely any light.

      SEMIFINAL BOSS: CABLE 1000/2000 HP
      (1)Rapidfire .880 Rifle (2)Mega Nuke(Low Ammo) (3)New School Rifle (4)Exploding Minigun (5)Toaster Launcher (6)Blaster Launcher (7)PSI-AMP (8)DEATH ION CANNON (9)Vuvuzela (10)Rainbow Chainsaw
      [Last Chance] [Dodge Roll] [Guardian Devil] [Redshirt Swarm] [Mozambique Drill] [Deadly Lunge] [Roll the Dice] [Enhanced Reflexes] [Agility] [PITCH BLACK] [PSIONICS]
      [Every Single Skill In This Forum Adventure] GOD

      Guardian Devil ???/??? HP
      (1)Rogue Warrior .600 Handcannon


      Music: IN Keine's Theme: Plain Asia

      Companions
      Blockhead801245 40/40 HP
      1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke (3)Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
      [Firearms]Expert [Throwing]Skilled [Social Skills]Skilled [Medic]Advanced [Close Combat]Proficent

      JewBot  60/60 HP
      1)Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
      [Engineer]Professional [Firearms]Expert [Close Combat]Advanced

      Protile 45/45 HP
      1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Uber Assault Rifle
      [Firearms]Skilled [Explosives]Proficent

      Buddy the Dog 70/70 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.) PANIC
      1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
      [Close Combat]GOD

      Charlie 35/60 HP
      (1)Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)Dodgeball (4)Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
      [Explosives]Expert [Firearms]Skilled

      Pokoinik 10/90 HP
      1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Recurve Bow

      Dr. Krieger 10/30 HP[/b]
      1) Dart Gun (2)empty
      [Medic]GOD

      Guardian Angel ???/??? HP
      Redshirt Swarm 11/26 Redshirts left

      LillicaPlumb 120/120 HP
      1)Rapidfire OSR (2)Laser SMG (3)Tomahawk (4)Golden Gun (5)Toaster Launcher

      Interials, the leader of the True Landscapers 50/50 HP
      1)Default Rocket Launcher (2)Empty (3)Empty (4)Empty (5)Empty (6)Empty

      Lego companions: Legoman, Nick "Blue" Walter, Tom Falke, Wine, and Cirno


      Your Stats
      Health: 30/60 HP Karma: Good


      Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)
      1)Heedicalking's Spat 3/5 rounds, 4 mags left
      2)BALDR 21/50 rounds, 3 mags left
      3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 3/3 rounds, 1 mags left
      4)RYNO V 39/100 rockets
      5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
      6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
      7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
      8)Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
      9)Blaster Launcher(remote guided missiles) 6 rockets left


      PSI-AMP
      Cocaine
      Flashlight
      Box Of Legos
      Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
      PlayBlock Magazine x3 (Distraction tool)
      Version 21 Postcard
      Medkit x5
      Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
      Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
      Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)
      Dead Ringer (fake death)


      Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
      [Firearms]Proficent Gunning people down.
      [Close Combat]Proficent CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
      [Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
      [Throwing]Proficent Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
      [Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
      [Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
      [Medic]Proficent Heal people more effectively.
      [Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.


      Psionic Powers(requires PSI-AMP)
      Mindfray/Mind Control/Psi Panic/MAGIC MISSILE

      Perks
      Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
      Healthy(+10 HP)
      Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
      Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
      Enhanced Override Frequency JewBot Companion Perk (Release a signal that incapacitates Blockheads. Requires charging up before usage.)
      Roll The Dice (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
      Redshirt Swarm(Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
      Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
      Mozambique Drill (Special close range handgun moved performed by shooting them two in the chest, one in the head. High damage and chance of one hit kill)
      Gorn(Everyone dies as violently as possible)

      pee ess ai panic
      i dont really know what to do
      just like open fire with strongest weapons

      pee ess ai panic
      i dont really know what to do
      just like open fire with strongest weapons

      You try everything. PSI Panic, stomping, Buddy the Dog, using Pokoinik as a meatshield, the redshirts, stomping him to death since you are still giant.

      Cable panics! He accidentally shoots the MEGA NUKE, wiping out your lego companions along with the Redshirt Swarm.
      The Guardian Angel retreats.
      Cable suffers a critical failure and shoots himself in the face with a New School Rifle, incapacitating himself.

      The mega mushroom wears off.



      Badspot appears and demands to know whats going on. He also demands you give him a good reason not to deactivate your BL ID, since you assassinated/accidentally caused the deaths of most of the Blockland Staff.



      You use Social Skills to explain, and it works. Maybe a happy ending is in sigh---

      Cable wakes up and uses PSI Possession on Badspot!



      Badspot: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!



      Cable!Badspot: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



      Badspot temporarily snaps out of it!

      Badspot: You'll pay for tha---



      JewBot quickly raises a laser SMG from a nearby corpse and aims it at Cable.

      (JewBot): ENOUGH!



      *PEW*



      *SPLORT*
      Cable was critically hit for 12532 damage and was killed.



      Cable!Badspot: ALL THATS LEFT BEFORE TAKING OVER BLOCKLAND IS DEALING WITH YOU.

      Its too late! Badspot is already fully possessed.

      Golden Guns left: 2 (Player has one, LillicaPlumb has one)


      BADSPOT(PHASE 1/3) 9000/9000 HP God Armor 100000 HP
      1)Banhammer (2)Banhammer Launcher (3)Vuvuzela/BoomBox combo (4)Rapidfire Mini-Nuke (5)PSI-AMP (6)Artillery Beacon (7)Target Designator (8)Ion Cannon (9)Golden Gun
      Other items: Medkits, painkillers, Playblock Magazine.
      [Headphones] [Dodge Roll] [Jinxed] [Roll the dice] [Enhanced Override Frequency] [Extra moves per tun] [Summon ghosts of Rotondo/Kompressor] [Summon Secret Service] [Absorb Power]

      Badspots theme: Hotline Miami 2 OST-Decade Dance

      Companions
      Blockhead801245 40/40 HP
      1)Faec Pwner 9000 (2)Mini-Nuke (3)Heedicalking's Tsunami (4)Cable's Sharpened T+T Combat Knife (5) Ladios Armory Beam Rifle (6)Old School Rifle (7) Empty Slot
      [Firearms]Expert [Throwing]Skilled [Social Skills]Skilled [Medic]Advanced [Close Combat]Proficent

      JewBot  60/60 HP
      1)Cable's Revolver (2)MAS Heavy RL (3)Sticky Grenade (4)Cable's Rainbow Sword (5)Anti Renderman Rifle (6)KZR Destructo Cannon (7) Empty Slot
      [Engineer]Professional [Firearms]Expert [Close Combat]Advanced

      Protile 45/45 HP
      1)Dinner Blaster (2)Guns Trikimbo (3)Kaje's Minigun (4)Old School Rifle (5) Uber Assault Rifle
      [Firearms]Skilled [Explosives]Proficent

      Buddy the Dog 70/70 HP (Cannot use weapons other than his teeth. He's a pack mule.)
      1)Empty Slot (2)Empty Slot (3)Empty slot (4)Empty Slot (5)Empty Slot
      [Close Combat]GOD

      Charlie 35/60 HP
      (1)Charlie's Custom Modified Tier Tactical LMG (2)ASKR1 "Ass Kicker" Rifle (3)Dodgeball (4)Charlie's Tier Tactical RPG (5)Empty
      [Explosives]Expert [Firearms]Skilled

      Pokoinik 10/90 HP
      1)AS-VAL (2)Gauss Rifle (3)Recurve Bow

      Dr. Krieger 10/30 HP[/b]
      1) Dart Gun (2)empty
      [Medic]GOD

      LillicaPlumb 120/120 HP
      1)Rapidfire OSR (2)Laser SMG (3)Tomahawk (4)Golden Gun (5)Toaster Launcher

      Interials, the leader of the True Landscapers 50/50 HP
      1)Default Rocket Launcher (2)Empty (3)Empty (4)Empty (5)Empty (6)Empty

      Your Stats
      Health: 30/60 HP Karma: Good


      Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)
      1)Heedicalking's Spat 3/5 rounds, 4 mags left
      2)BALDR 21/50 rounds, 3 mags left
      3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 3/3 rounds, 1 mags left
      4)RYNO V 39/100 rockets
      5)Megaphone Vuvuzela (Vuvuzela that is 2x as loud and powerful)
      6)Bandit Radio BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
      7)Default Gun 12/12 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
      8)Golden Gun (One time use pistol that can one-hit kill anything)
      9)Blaster Launcher(remote guided missiles) 6 rockets left


      PSI-AMP
      Cocaine
      Flashlight
      Box Of Legos
      Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
      PlayBlock Magazine x3 (Distraction tool)
      Version 21 Postcard
      Medkit x5
      Golden pair of dice! (Mostly counteracts the effects of Jinxed for your party. Critical failures still happen, but not excessively.)
      Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
      Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)
      Dead Ringer (fake death)


      Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
      [Firearms]Proficent Gunning people down.
      [Close Combat]Proficent CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.
      [Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.
      [Throwing]Proficent Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc
      [Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.
      [Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial.
      [Medic]Proficent Heal people more effectively.
      [Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.


      Psionic Powers(requires PSI-AMP)
      Mindfray/Mind Control/Psi Panic/MAGIC MISSILE

      Perks
      Guardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special .454 Mystery Handcannon.
      Healthy(+10 HP)
      Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
      Override Frequency JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)
      Enhanced Override Frequency JewBot Companion Perk (Release a signal that incapacitates Blockheads. Requires charging up before usage.)
      Roll The Dice (Roll a dice and trigger random things)
      Redshirt Swarm(Randomly summon redshirts during combat. They rely on quantity rather than quality.)
      Jinxed Buddy the Dog's companion perk (Everyone suffers critical failures more often! This can be a double edged sword....)
      Mozambique Drill (Special close range handgun moved performed by shooting them two in the chest, one in the head. High damage and chance of one hit kill)
      Gorn(Everyone dies as violently as possible)

      Do some cocaine and start rapidly smashing his face with whatever melee weapons you have