Merasmus the Wizard

[TheScout]

It has a body in it and the police are here.

I wish for a thimble

[Ad Bot]

[Legodude77]

You get a thimble

But it's the wrong color.

I wish for gold gold.

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get 2 Gold colored crayons

I wish for Verde, Verde

[NML Cygni]

You get "Verde, Verde" words smacked in your face

I wish for nothing.

[Niff]

you get something
I wish for a thing

[NML Cygni]

You get a richard

I wish for a 

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get a  instead.

I want a forget YO LIBERAL COMMENTS! Decal

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a LOVIN' YO LIBERAL COMMENTS! Decal

I wish I could have an absolutely normal penny 2 feet to the left of me.

[Sheepocalypse]

2 feet of the left to you is a gun, and penny is on the trigger.

I wish for 1k bucks

[Mouse droidz 21]

the money melts

I wish for half life 3

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get a Full life 3 instead.

I wish for a potato gun.

[BassCrossMegaman1]

You get a map of the country of Latvia.

I wish for for a fresh batch of cookies,

[Agent Legit 22]

You get raises

I wish to fly

[blueblur121]

You can now fly, but it happens at random and you cannot control it.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

[ThatRandomGuy]

-insert wish that isn't granted-

I wish for Half life 3, Portal 3, Left 4 dead 3, And Team fortress 3