jokes you will go to hell for saying

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Not really. Horrible joke but

That awkward moment when feminists at a feminist picnic realize nobody made any sandwiches

[Danny Boy]

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Not that kid anyway.

[*FacePalm*]

"some people say i look asian but i just can't see it"

my friend said that once and didnt inytend for it to be a joke

[Quote Story]

whats the most positive thing in harlem
HIV

[Dannu]

How many jews can you fit in a compact car?
Two in the front, two in the back, ten in the ash tray.

[xbox 360 fan]

Why should you never use a Chinese phonebook? There's so many chings and chongs you might ring the wong number

[Sheepocalypse]

Damn I love this kind of humor

what do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? farm equipment.
What do you call a bunch of black peoples in a barn? antique farm equipment.

Whats the closest ancestor of black people? Coal.

[ThatRandomGuy]

"Why did the MLB not allow Black players?"

"They were afraid they'd steal bases"

[BlockoCrafter]

Not my joke but I find it funny.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Not my joke but I find it funny.

I SAID GLASS OF JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS

[Sp00n.exe]

Not my joke but I find it funny.

[|Orange|]

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews?
One doesn't scream when it's put into the oven

What is the difference between a pizza and a black man?
One can feed a family of four

[Sp00n.exe]

Why do Muslim jihadists only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate french press

[Rigel]

Why do Muslim jihadists only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate french press

Bruh

i've got one

"Why do Jihadis only drink instant coffee?
Because they hate the French press"