jokes you will go to hell for saying

[XR-7]

A black woman has 9 children, and they all have the same name. How does she tell them apart?

By their last names

Time for new lungs. I've been meaning to replace them anyway.

[Ad Bot]

[§am§on]

I WAS gonna say a gay joke, butt forget it.

[lightbox]

What do you call a gay spy?
Secret gaygent

What screams before it explodes?
Baby in a microwave

[Mr. Hurricane]

What's six inches long, red, and makes a women cry when you give it to her?

Her miscarriage.

*i stole and modified this one from FilthyFrank because the original was much more terrible.

[ThatRandomGuy]

What's black and yellow and brings a smile to your face?
A bus full of blacks going over a cliff.

I laughed harder than I should have...
What's white and red and crawls up your leg?
 A homesick abortion.

[dudeman162]

Go to YouTube, watch a video containing religious or evolutionary things, go to comments, See comment saying God isn't real/Evolution is true Etc, watch the flame wars.

They certainly don't react that violently. It's usually the edgy atheists making those comments.



I might go to timeout for this joke.

What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it.

[§am§on]

Did not see first joke :C

/killpost

[ThatRandomGuy]

Why so few black baseball players? They're always stealing bases
AHAHAHA

You've got 10 hours to change that.

"Why did the MLB not allow Black players?"

"They were afraid they'd steal bases"

[lightbox]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car and join the rest of its family

Why did the black man cross the road?
To get to the KFC

Why did the jew cross the road?
He saw a penny

[Eden]

How did the Jew win the foot race?
By a nose.

[the hacker]

What's the difference between Courtney Love and the American flag?
It'd be inappropriate to urinate on the American flag.

[Nal]

A trevon martini

[Biostorm]

How do you start a fight in Mexico?

You roll a penny down the street.

Who's the richest man in Mexico?

The winner of the fight

[lightbox]

Ford Mustang with a swastika on the hood

[Tokerovin]

Ford Mustang

Good joke but you won't go to hell for that.