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I'd tell a Mexican joke but that would be crossing the border...

What's the difference between boyscouts and jews?

Boyscouts come back from camp

I was in the WTC sorting out which airmail goes where

and then it hit me

I would tell an Asian joke but I just can't see why they're so funny.


GOD DONT REAL!!!!!!!!!!
BITCH, GOD IS REAL ,I'M GOING TO RIP OF YOUR TESTICLES AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM! <-- Typical Religious reply.

What is the difference between a kool kids klub member and a person drying clothes?

There is none, They both Hang the darks
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whats the difference between a sports car and a baby
i dont have a sports car in my garage

how many babies does it take to paint a wall
depends how hard you throw them

whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby
i take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline

why are apples and black people so similar
they both hang from trees

how do you get a jewish girl's number?
roll up her sleeve

whats the difference between a bench and a black person
the bench can support a family

what do you do when a girl starts choking
move back a bit

You guys shouldnt make these holocaust jokes. My dad died int the holocaust. He fell of his guard tower.

You guys shouldnt make these holocaust jokes. My dad died int the holocaust. He fell of his guard tower.
My Great uncle was put in Auschwitz, He died by someone falling on him...
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=271476.0

Hehe, My Auschwitz build thread was filled with those jokes...

You guys shouldnt make these holocaust jokes. My dad died int the holocaust. He fell of his guard tower.
you'd have to be 60 today if your dad died in the holocaust

try grandfather or great grandfather

how many cops does it take into screw a light bulb

none, they'll just beat the room for being black

BITCH, GOD IS REAL ,I'M GOING TO RIP OF YOUR TESTICLES AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM! <-- Typical Religious reply.
Actually not at all.

Actually not at all.
Go to YouTube, watch a video containing religious or evolutionary things, go to comments, See comment saying God isn't real/Evolution is true Etc, watch the flame wars.

What's worse than five babies in a trashcan.

One baby in five trashcans.

What's black and yellow and brings a smile to your face?

A bus full of blacks going over a cliff.



What's the difference between tired and blacks?

Tires don't sing when you wrap them in chains.