I've been kind of waiting for a thread like this to pop up, I wrote this stuff down on paper, too.
First thing I remember is going on my teacher's facebook (Of which I've never gone to.) and clicking some deviantart link. While looking at some wierd stuff, my friend Noel (A girl, but her parents forgot that they could have spelled it Noelle) shows up at my house and comes towards me while I'm still on the site. I say hi to her and begin closing out of the site. She then licks my face. A long lick, too, like that Lickitung pokemon. I turn my head slowly to look at her and started stammering, trying to find the right words and finally just asked "What the forget was that?" She answers "Whatever it was, you seemed to like it." I just looked away and finished closing out of whatever I was looking at. Next thing I remember is watching a heavily distorted version of an Adam Sandler movie with my brother and feeling like I'm high. I ask my brother "Where's Noel?" She then pops up on the TV screen, hitting the screen and yelling "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" then disappeared from the screen. I saw her outside through the window and started running downstairs so I could get her. When I opened the front door, it was just my dog that was outside. I picked her up and walked back inside my house, and then I woke up.
That's what I wrote on the paper right after I woke up (Without the parts in ().) My brain was in a world of forget after I woke up. I did have a small crush on her, and she's my best friend's younger sister. I think the deviant art stuff were furry things.