Author Topic: weirdest dreams you ever had.  (Read 3839 times)


i once had a dream where i ate 50 hotdogs at once

i had a dream where i was riding a giant pink platypus and i was wearing some samus aran-esque armor but it was styled medieval and i was throwing corn at everything around


i don't know why i can remember this so much

Had love with 15 guys and I came on their man-nipples.

op is a literal cigarette?


I had a dream where I had a bunch of richards, like at least 5. Most were adjacent to my normal richard, but others were on my elbow and stuff.

I think some of them fell off too.

I had a dream that there were velociraptors in my living room playing tennis and in the great room there was a couch-potato T-Rex just watching TV.
If I left to go outside it was the ice age.
They just completely ignored the fact that I was even in the house.


I've been kind of waiting for a thread like this to pop up, I wrote this stuff down on paper, too.

First thing I remember is going on my teacher's facebook (Of which I've never gone to.) and clicking some deviantart link. While looking at some wierd stuff, my friend Noel (A girl, but her parents forgot that they could have spelled it Noelle) shows up at my house and comes towards me while I'm still on the site. I say hi to her and begin closing out of the site. She then licks my face. A long lick, too, like that Lickitung pokemon. I turn my head slowly to look at her and started stammering, trying to find the right words and finally just asked "What the forget was that?" She answers "Whatever it was, you seemed to like it." I just looked away and finished closing out of whatever I was looking at. Next thing I remember is watching a heavily distorted version of an Adam Sandler movie with my brother and feeling like I'm high. I ask my brother "Where's Noel?" She then pops up on the TV screen, hitting the screen and yelling "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" then disappeared from the screen. I saw her outside through the window and started running downstairs so I could get her. When I opened the front door, it was just my dog that was outside. I picked her up and walked back inside my house, and then I woke up.

That's what I wrote on the paper right after I woke up (Without the parts in ().) My brain was in a world of forget after I woke up. I did have a small crush on her, and she's my best friend's younger sister. I think the deviant art stuff were furry things.

i once dreamt that op wasnt a cigarette
OH WAIT

dude,
dude,
YOU HAVEN'T HAD A DREAM UNTIL YOU'VE HAD A CAR DREAM
or a rollercoaster dream but whatever :^(

I preformed a very well thought out murder on a man.
The man was an outcast, so he really didn't have anybody that knew him. He was homeless, too.
I knocked him out with some kind of object, I lacerated is neck, and hung him upside down to bleed out.
The blood went into a plastic barrel container thing.
I cannibalized the dead man.
I burned the remains in a morgue. Don't ask me how I had access to one, because it was a dream.
I chemically decomposed the remains and blood in the plastic barrel with Concentrated Sodium Hydroxide.
I put the fluid in the Chemical Waste Facility, or something.

I don't know, but it was a pretty loving awesome dream.

a man in a fedora laughed at me, did a front flip and turned into a dog
then i woke up

idek

I've noticed that in a lot of my dreams, I'm naked and no one cares but myself

I preformed a very well thought out murder on a man.
The man was an outcast, so he really didn't have anybody that knew him. He was homeless, too.
I knocked him out with some kind of object, I lacerated is neck, and hung him upside down to bleed out.
The blood went into a plastic barrel container thing.
I cannibalized the dead man.
I burned the remains in a morgue. Don't ask me how I had access to one, because it was a dream.
I chemically decomposed the remains and blood in the plastic barrel with Concentrated Sodium Hydroxide.
I put the fluid in the Chemical Waste Facility, or something.

I don't know, but it was a pretty loving awesome dream.
murder is awesome? loving weirdo.