A Goblin's Tale

[Tophat2]

Ask him if he knows anything about magick, or about the wards put up

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

ask him to make you a dragon so you can burn down everything and the world will be extinct

[Biohazard]

Ask him if he knows anything about magick, or about the wards put up

You ask him if he knows anything about magick and the wards around the castle.

"OF COURSE!" He shouts, "I know everything about the wards! Except for who cast them. Magick however, I know nothing of. You see, we're just the doorman."
We?

ask him to make you a dragon so you can burn down everything and the world will be extinct

He tilts his head and stares at you for a few moments. So much for first impressions.
What do you do now?

[Tophat2]

Hm. Ask him who's around, or who could teach you a thing or two about magick. Or maybe where to look for the one(s) who put the wards up.

[Cheezballer]

Ask him his name and what this place is called.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

ask him if he wants some soup and then vomit in his mouth if he says yes

[Cheezballer]

ask him if he wants some soup and then vomit in his mouth if he says yes

but the magic ward :c

[Rigel]

Ask for a bed, and also devour that pork chop.

[Biohazard]

Ask for a bed, and also devour that pork chop.

You start eating the chop.

Ask him his name and what this place is called.

"I am Gregor! And this is... The library! As for a bed, you're out of luck. There's only one room in the whole castle."

Hm. Ask him who's around, or who could teach you a thing or two about magick. Or maybe where to look for the one(s) who put the wards up.

He throws off the robe to reveal two gnomes. "You'll have to ask the library. It can answer anything you ask, except questions about the origin of itself. Come with me."
Gregor leads you down the hall and leaves his other gnome friend behind.

"This is the library. It's just a big fountain of magick."
What do you do now?

[grunterdb1951]

Completely devour it.

[Zack]

Ask if you can have that robe they so carelessly threw away, it'll make you look even more like a mage!

[Tophat2]

Well if it's a fountain, maybe you can drink from it? At least hang around there, tampering with it might prove to be a disaster.

[Lego lad]

find a green lightsaber so you can be yoda

[Rigel]

Completely devour it.

[Legodude77]

DRINK