what is it about
i have better explanation then all of what deve said
you start out as a lame nerd with a kitchen knife and dinner plate and then you gotta get some lady her shrooms and then you end up going and killing dinosaurs all the while a GIANT electric sea crested gecko that you should probably have something other then the dinner plate to beat up but it runs away so you kill MORE dinosaurs then set out to kill the oceanic geico commercial and then that wasn't even the hardest thing because there's also arabian geico commercials
everything else is dumb