X happens, but...

[Zanaran2]

Basically how this forum game works, is that the above user has to respond with an event that counters the other user's. Here's an example.

Guy 1: You fart.
Guy 2: But he fart was so potent that it killed the baby hamster behind you.
Guy 3: But you hated the little bastard anyway.
Guy 4: But the mother hamster gets angry that her child died and sent her massive army of hamsters towards your location.

I'll start this off.

You go for an evening walk.

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[hodototman]

but you die

[lord techno]

but then god brings you back to life, because he loves you.

[Zanaran2]

but god did it out of obligation and for plot convenience and he hated your guts

[Zack]

You continue your evening walk, ignoring the angry glares by god, but a chest high wall appears, blocking your path!

[Tudoreleu]

you go around the wall.
it was really only on the sidewalk, guys.

[gr8dayseth]

but then you trip and fall into a hole that leads to hell.

[Refticus]

you die from the fall and become a spooky ghost in hell.

[Snaked_Snake]

Then Satan accidentally revives you, but you still are 1% ghost.

[Zack]

Your part ghostyness nets you the part of Danny Phantom in the live-action remake...too bad it's probably gonna suck.

[Snaked_Snake]

But then it is cool, and you get to buy shades and wear them in-doors.

[lord techno]

Then the show is cancelled, and your now a broke hobo who should probably kill himself

[Zanaran2]

But then you see a movie part advertisement for "Broke Hobos who are 1% Ghost"

[gr8dayseth]

You apply for it, but it turns out the directer is M. Night Shyamalan.

[Snaked_Snake]

But then bay michael takes over and puts a load of implosions in the movie.