Author Topic: X happens, but... (Read 2641 times)

lord techno · January 18, 2015, 02:26:48 PM

but then chuck norris suddenly appears and kills the world, the end.

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Zanaran2 · January 18, 2015, 02:58:05 PM

but then everyone realizes chuck norris is like 70 years old and he dies from back aches before he can destroy the world

lord techno · January 18, 2015, 03:02:21 PM

But suddenly, cookies turn into an endangered species. Little kids rage across the globe, creating massive rageflames that engulf the planet, killing all life.

Zanaran2 · January 18, 2015, 03:12:12 PM

But then God's son, Jesus, noticed how much of a prickhole he was being to the world and he crucified his own father before the same could happen to him. The world returns to normal.

lord techno · January 18, 2015, 05:58:10 PM

But then, you decide to go on a rampage, and destroy a city because you want to see things explode

Heitmeyer� · January 18, 2015, 06:42:33 PM

But then, because of the explosions you caused, you get sent to a special jail filled with psychotic people who scream 24/7.

lord techno · January 18, 2015, 10:26:54 PM

But then you go deaf, and live in utter bliss. The end.

Zack · January 18, 2015, 10:57:01 PM

Quote from: lord techno on January 18, 2015, 10:26:54 PM

But then you go deaf, and live in utter bliss. The end.

techno, please stop trying to muck up the story.

holy stuff.

Quote from: Heitmeyer� on January 18, 2015, 06:42:33 PM

But then, because of the explosions you caused, you get sent to a special jail filled with psychotic people who scream 24/7.

But then the mayor who liked you in that one movie he forgot the name of releases you on parol because he thinks you're cool.

lord techno · January 19, 2015, 12:12:51 AM

But then some outside force realizes he was loving up a good story, so he decides to make it more interesting. And gives you hot babes.

Nonnel · January 19, 2015, 12:17:03 AM

But then it's September 11, 2001.

Refticus · January 19, 2015, 10:13:28 AM

but only one of the towers fell down.

Juncoph · January 19, 2015, 10:18:29 AM

but on top of the other one, which falls with it

Refticus · January 19, 2015, 10:29:54 AM

but aliens froze the towers in place.

gr8dayseth · January 19, 2015, 10:33:46 AM

But then you realize that it was all a dream, and you're really on the flight to 9/11.
The aliens are still there though for some reason.

lord techno · January 19, 2015, 11:15:09 AM

but you have a gun, and you go to town on the terrorists, stopping 9/11