these might be for all schools
1: My brother was wearing my walkman last week

looks like that
Some starfishs came walking down the hallway in the other direction and laughed at him for it
hurr durr maybe i dont have 300 loving dollars for a brand new IPod Touch like your parents do
or maybe i just like my Walkman and me being poor isnt the problem
Also there is this kid who drives one of these to school EVERYDAY

his parents are loaded, stupid or both, he will crash it or get a ticket for going 50 over someday and then it wont seem like such a good investment