The Salty Spitoon

[The GI of MA]

maybe that riff raff will pass at weenie hut jr

More like pusillanimous individual hut jr.

[Ad Bot]

[SetGaming]

More like pusillanimous individual hut jr.

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[Mr Man]

I had a nail of milk for breakfast, without any bowls

[Unwritten Calender]

welcome to the salty spitoon how salty are ya

[Deve]

i got a paper cut


without any paper

i don't understand

[WaterOre]

I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden earlier today, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

[SetGaming]

I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden earlier today, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

shoot well you're admitted

[Ragequit]

i once drank a milk
without any milks

[TheScout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Us6RfwDnM

[TableSalt]

I can eat black licorice without vomiting.

[Redconer]

I went outside when it was below freezing without a jacket and only a t-shirt and pants

[shamester]

I once listened to a Justin Beiber song, the torture was real, but I made it through

[pefu19]

YOU WANNA forgetIN SEE TOUGH?

I LET MY MOTHER DIE WHEN A ROBBER BROKE IN AND KILLED HER IN THE BATHROOM. I WOULD OF SAVED HER BUT forget DID I LOOK GOOD IN THE MIRROR.
THEY DON'T ALLOW ME TO DO research BECAUSE EVERY WOMAN I forget'S ASS GETS CRUSHED FROM MY TITANIUM PELVIS
I ONCE forgetED A MAN SO HARD I TORE HIM A NEW CAVITY IN HIS star fish.
I ONCE stuff OUT AN ENTIRE STEAK PLATTER BECAUSE MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM WAS TOO BUSY FLEXING THEM loving RIPPED MUSCLES CAUSE HOLY HOT DAMN ARE THEY FINE AS HELL
I HAD TO INSTALL PROFESSIONAL GRADE PLUMBING IN MY HOME BECAUSE MY stuffS ARE TOO HARD AND MASSIVE. I DIDNT GET TO FINISH IT BECAUSE forget DID I LOOK GOOD IN THE MIRROR

forget crushed hot damn because forget i look good
arg!!1

ot: i once accidentally toothpaste B)

[tnatsissA]

I at a bowl of bowls for breakfast

Without any bowls

[ABlockOfCheese]

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.

without any nails.