Author Topic: Re: Kitty0706 is dead (Read 30396 times)

WaterOre · January 28, 2015, 04:47:43 PM

Quote from: Destroyer on January 28, 2015, 01:04:48 PM

You could go out for a drive and get hit by a speeding car and die, are you no longer going to drive?

no, i'm not going to drive again if that happened because i died

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Alyx Vance · January 28, 2015, 05:07:25 PM

Quote from: lightbox on January 28, 2015, 04:35:49 PM

Marijuana is just like a hamster. Both are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

This sums things up pretty well. Everything has its harmful effects.

XR-7 · January 28, 2015, 05:29:02 PM

Quote from: Alyx Vance on January 28, 2015, 05:07:25 PM

This sums things up pretty well. Everything has its harmful effects.

Yeah. The hamster could also very well snip off your uvula causing you to gag and choke on its furry body. It might be more dangerous than marijuana tbh

Frequency · January 28, 2015, 06:11:25 PM

Quote from: lightbox on January 28, 2015, 04:35:49 PM

Marijuana is just like a hamster. Both are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

This is gold

Camel · January 28, 2015, 06:46:39 PM

Quote from: lightbox on January 28, 2015, 04:35:49 PM

Marijuana is just like a hamster. Both are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

"yes can i buy one marijuana please"

tnatsissA · January 28, 2015, 07:03:41 PM

Quote from: lightbox on January 28, 2015, 04:35:49 PM

Marijuana is just like a hamster. Both are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

They also could attack you too

Electrk. · January 28, 2015, 07:06:20 PM

I don't think marijuana can attack you

Maxwell. · January 28, 2015, 07:11:36 PM

Quote from: Electrk. on January 28, 2015, 07:06:20 PM

I don't think marijuana can attack you

how do you know

kidplasma · January 28, 2015, 07:12:02 PM

Quote from: Electrk. on January 28, 2015, 07:06:20 PM

I don't think marijuana can attack you

thats what the government wants you to think

e-maxx · January 28, 2015, 07:38:54 PM

maryjewjuana is extremely dangerous

Harm94 · January 28, 2015, 07:57:13 PM

Quote from: Electrk. on January 28, 2015, 07:06:20 PM

I don't think marijuana can attack you

You roll it up, light it up, sparks fly out and land on your combustible carpet.

tber123 · January 28, 2015, 08:34:00 PM

Maryjewwana attacked my dads lungs.

XR-7 · January 28, 2015, 10:17:26 PM

What do you call a stoned lizard?

A mariguana

ForgetLavender · January 29, 2015, 03:32:55 AM

Quote from: XR-7 on January 28, 2015, 10:17:26 PM

What do you call a stoned lizard?

A mariguana

Requesting a lock on this topic as it doesn't get any better than this.
This joke is at the ceiling of quality that this thread will ever reach.
It's all downhill from here, boys.

Ethan8014 · January 29, 2015, 03:50:22 AM

Quote from: ForgetLavender on January 29, 2015, 03:32:55 AM

Requesting a lock on this topic as it doesn't get any better than this.
This joke is at the ceiling of quality that this thread will ever reach.
It's all downhill from here, boys.

Exactly.