Maxwells first person adventure - End.

[Maxwell.]

denounce Suleiman

Denounced.

declare war

You declare war on the ottomans.

You're in a tank and outside of Constantinople

What do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Steve5451²]

Prepare the milk

[Nonnel]

you meet the glorious leader, Suleiman, himself!

"By my beard and belly, I am glad to meet you! I am suleiman, leader of the mighty Ottomans!"
What would you like to discuss with him?

jesus christ

Make Constantinople get the works.

[Electrk.]

Claim Constantinople in the name of your milk

Make Constantinople get the works.

That's nobody's business but the Turks'

[Zanaran2]

load the tank with incendiary milk then fire

[Maxwell.]

Siege of Constantinople V2: Electric Boogaloo

jesus christ

Make Constantinople get the works.

Prepare the milk

Claim Constantinople in the name of your milk

Take that!


forget.


forget-

Do you jump out or stay in?

[Steve5451²]

stay in because tanks are better at withstanding explosions than soft fleshy humans

[Nonnel]

both

[gr8dayseth]

yes cut yourself into halves and do both and see which half survives
be sure to write down the answer, because it just so happens that it is a question on your science test

[Maxwell.]

stay in because tanks are better at withstanding explosions than soft fleshy humans

You have no idea what the hell just happened, you're damaged critically but really really mad at this point.

You turn around and see a rocket launcher, probably lying by one of the tanks before the battle begun.

[gr8dayseth]

unleash fury
then find out too late that it fired the milk that you threw

[Maxwell.]

unleash fury
then find out too late that it fired the milk that you threw

Serves them right.


Better get out of here.


You wonder where your carton of milk has gone. It hasn't came back.


"Contact, 6 o clock"


It's that dumb russian plane that strafed your boat earlier, his planes right beside us.

What do you do?

[Nal]

go find the milk

[Epicduke]

shoot that bolshevik down with your bare hands

[Juncoph]

since you're apparently in bootleg vietnam now, grab a redeye rocket launcher from the back of the chopper and shoot that vietcong down