Maxwells first person adventure - End.

[Maxwell.]

You weren't gonna find any clothes shops back there so you drive to the big city.


You crashed somewhere and parachuted out of danger though.


Landed!


Man the government cares more about itself than the people here, huh.


Clothes shop!


You're decked out with your newly found fedora and coat. Now what?

[Ad Bot]

[espio100]

Go to the pub and get drunk as forget

[Maxwell.]

You try to wonder why you did that and end up stumbling into the bushes and passing out.

[espio100]

You wake up in the mile high club thing Surrounded by male strippers.

[MTrRxx]

Summon the Fazbear once awake, destroy the world afterwards.

[Lego lad]

become dino

[Snaked_Snake]

You wake up in the mile high club thing Surrounded by he-she strippers.

ftfy

[NessNet]

Get sober, think about life. Thinking about life --> milk.

NEW MAIN QUEST: OBTAIN MILK

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

suddenly you're in third person mode

[Maxwell.]

You wake up where you blacked out. You decide to take a walk around the city.

Who's this a statue of?

[NessNet]

Michelle Obama?

[Maxwell.]

Why's Obama running this country? Hasn't america stuck its richard in enough things? Isn't that how you got here in the first place? This was all Obamas fault!

[NessNet]

Blame The Congress.

Run as a senate and dominate the realm.

Then own banana farm and retire as a freelance pyrofox.

[sir dooble]

No, tear down the statue in the name of  Lactostinople!

[Maxwell.]

STATUS UPDATE:

BITCHES ARRIVED