If you were to join the military, what would you try to go into?

[Frankie²]

this guy
just kidding probably an army ranger

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[Harm94]

I wanna be that forgetin green guy who runs around with a stuffty metal detector being completely useless

Drive me closer, I have to stab them!

[Electrk.]

Drive me closer, I have to stab them!

Don't worry, I got this

[Clix]

Leave it to him

[Nonnel]

[IkeTheGeneric]

I could always be that one starfish who's always hogging the phone and letting nobody else use it

[SgtDaemon]

field medic

saving lives, yo

[Alyx Vance]

I want some green army men now, the nostalgia!

[blockguy™]

US Marine Corps. 0311.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGn2FL4UJtg

[Frontrox]

The air force as a loadmaster

[SWAT One]

Probably gunner in an AC-130.

Drive me closer, I have to stab them!

I think that's more like wading through thick swamp.  But yes, the poking must commence.

[Harm94]

Probably gunner in an AC-130.
I think that's more like wading through thick swamp.  But yes, the poking must commence.

Then we have this guy

Seriously, what is he doing?

[HellHound]

I'd love to be a sniper, but my vision prevents it. When I look straight ahead at things, my eye goes bonkers because of a problem with the muscle, so I have to look to one side to stop that, which makes aiming a gun much harder.

[XR-7]

WE MUST SAVE LIVES, MEN!!

[SeventhSandwich]

Also, say you have Asthma or currently suffer from depression the Military would not let you in as your medical conditions would hinder you.

Hah, no military for me on account of asthma!