i thought a Brazilian guy was going to rape me with one once
No, it's Marmite.
Vegemite is the mightiest mite there is, with butter/cheese on toast is a scrumptious treat.
marmite was invented by marioonly the best in quality assurance
why would you do that to yourself :(
You are supposed to spread it very lightly when you put it on a piece of toast if I recall correctly.