Teamless - The WIZARD Update!

[tber123]

Leeroy jenkins this stuff

CHARGE!

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[Johnny Blockhead]

Leeroy jenkins this stuff

CHARGE!

forget.
Second Album coming soon.

[tber123]

Negotiate

[grunterdb1951]

Go fist of the north star on his ass

[Johnny Blockhead]

Negotiate

Go fist of the north star on his ass

You die instantly.

Maybe you could ask that spy about your newfound powers, from that pizza?

[SpongeCraft1212]

Tell him if you could turn into a Heavy.

[Johnny Blockhead]

Tell him if you could turn into a Heavy.

Jerry: Hey, the voices in my head are asking me to do this. Do you know anything about this pizza? It's supposed to
be imbued with power, even though I ate half of it.


???: I guess I could take a look at this object, but you'll have to pay me back later...


???: y̠͕̫̻͕̻ͅES̟̩͔̕S̨̞̘͙ͅS͓.̰̭ ̢͖̯̤ḭ̬̩͚̘̯n͇̪͍̘̱S̡̜P̤̩̤̻E̲̫̮͙C̜T̟͎̟̜i̥̙̞̱͓͢on̦̟̤̩ ̜͈͚̻F̠̼͈̦̝͚͢r͖̺̺̭̞̠̱E̟̘E̷̞̝ ̖͉͈͓́o̰͈f̬͕̗̯̺͎ ͍̼̗̹̻̼͢C̦̯̦̳̟h̡͍̞̲͕̙A̶͔͔̜R͓͎̠̥͞G̸


???: This mere s̤̫̼̖̖l̤̳̤͔̘o҉ic͉̱͞e͕͉͔̪̤ ̸̮̼̞͍͎̫of͈͚͇̫͙̘ ͙̮̦pi͍̘̤̝̖̹z͕̞̱̠̲͞á͓̤̦͖z̲̼̩͙̬̜  seems to be imbued with some strange type of poison. If I were to have a guess, it'd
be a MANA ACTIVATOR. Very expensive, indeed. This is used by beginning wizards to jump start their adventure, and allow
them to cast spells. This is, if the user doesn't die from it. Only the worthy can posses such power.

???: Of course, since you found this by chance, you are not the true owner. Although, I have some Sp̠̩̜̮̼Ȩ̤C̞I̲̜̲̖͉L͎̪̲̮̥͎͚͠ ̟͍̩̝̝P͏͇̭͉͚͇Ǫ̪̺͍͈̰ͅt͔́ͅI̴̲̻N͕̼ͅ that
you could buy. It'd program the device to be loyal to you, and if you can't already, start with basic magic. First, though, you
need to decide which type of magic. TIME or SPACE?

[grunterdb1951]

Space. Cause space is cool.

[tber123]

Time. You could easily manipulate time so that everyone is frozen and you aren't or something.

[Johnny Blockhead]

Time. You could easily manipulate time so that everyone is frozen and you aren't or something.

Space. Cause space is cool.

This is a tie. I'm just going with my personal favorite, time.

Jerry: Uh, I guess time would be my choice.

???: Drink.









Yo҉̘͇̹u̷̬͎͇̘̝̥̪ ͡w̰͚͍̼̼͍͟a҉͓̫k̯e҉̘ ҉͈͖̦̝̬̬u̲̟̝̠p͔̣̣͈ i҉n͈͙̻͖̣̰͡ͅ ̡̻̜̮̤̹̘a̟̹̱ͅ ͇̱̰̕r̮͍̣o̠̜̙̪̝o̧̲̟̱͍̦͚m̴,̪̦̣̝ ̨͎c̴ar͉̕e̵l̰͕e̥̠͇̝̗͎s͈̗͇͖sl̜̮̯̹y͈̠̬͕͚̳̟ ͎̰̙a̱b̟̫̙͍͔̖o̶v̰̠̤̥̳͍̮e̜̤̞̗ ̖͈̟̰͈͇͉t̮̮ḫ̝e͇̗̗͓͔ ̪̠͖̦͈̟̟͜g͓̜̩̘̣͍͔r̼͓͜o͎͔̲͍u̥̳̠̮n͍͍̠̹͔̥d̟͉͖̘͔͚.͚̺͍ Y̶͚o̸̯̼̥͉͖͉u̞̮̙̫ ̢̙̺̯͈̠̟̘s̸͇͍͙p̛͚͈y̧̖̣̥͎̥ ̤̺̣̞i͟n̤͔̠̹ ̫̤̙̗͕̥͎t̻̗͕̀ͅh̻̮͟e̹̦ ̕c̛̠͎͖̳̭͔̜or̶n̴̻͔͍̻̫e̦͖r̳̰̬̗,̰̦̤̪͞ ͞Y̭̠͎̤͎̳ơ͓̯̞̫̯̥̱U̠̪̗̙R̝̼̙̖S͍͍̣̟el̸F̗̺

t̶҉̷̼̦͕̭̖̭̹̤͕̘̭i̬̹͚̖͈̞̭͉̰͓̗̘̲̙̜̰̣͡͡M̸͢҉̶̴̝̩̮̝͙͇̥̖̜͖̲̦Ȩ̛̰̜̲̦̰̮͟ͅ ̧̛̥̩̩͔̜̯̮̭͍̠͎́͡i̵҉̡҉͉̥͚̭̩̼͖̫̤ņ̸̧̛̤̼̺̘̳͎̟̱ ̙͈͖̙̺̙̟͈̞̦̦̥͕͍̰͘͜͡ṱ̨̡̨͉͇͖͎̪̦͚̱͓͕̯̱̼̦́͝ͅh̷̶̰̼̜̼̻̣̦͔̳̻̪̀̀́ͅÌ̶̶̳̮̟͔͢͟ͅS̡̮̯̤̞͖͇̞̭͔͠ ̴̛̝̮̪͓͎̪̦u̧̮̱̳͇̪͈̗̤̹̗͎̤̪̣̣n̫̪̬̥̺̬̰͍̳̥͎̰̦̥̱͞I̴̛̻̹̣͙̦̠̖̪͇͕̮̠̟̺̲͠͞V̶̡̛̯̜̣͇̪̞̘͓̫͇̟͉̙͖̠̬̭͞ͅè̶̴̠̪̭͕̠̥̻̙̥͇͍̕͢ͅŕ̴̶̵̸̜̩͍͉̣̘͇͍̭͎̥̙͙̺̙̬S̴̡͓̪̜̭̞̣̠ͅE̴̛҉̡͔͚ͅͅ ̀̀҉̟̻͉̼̦̙͙̗͇̻̖͙̦̝͎w͕̗͇̮̠̕̕͞o̜̠͖̣̫͙̹̠̗̻̤̺̙̹̫̭͡R̶̪̰̲͖͡Ḱ̢̧̛̪̰̯̞̙̖̲̖̲̻Ś̨̨̟̞̲̯̪͙͕̗͕ ̭̹̝̫̱̜̙̗͖̼̩͙̫̠͈̞̺͖͟͝t̛̲̞̙̦̩̣̠͇h̴̶̨͓̫̪̫͕̞̲̱̠̩A̧̟̪̗̜̗̻͖̦̫͖̹̘͇̖̠͇͇͟͟ͅT̷̢̘̜̯̟̤̙̥͖͙̹̘̭̲̱͟ ̵̷̡͍̼̘̘̺͍̱͉͙͓͉̣̼̫̱͇̮̬͘͟y̸̳̬͍̳̥̲̻̕͘͟ó̺̩̼̬͟͝u҉̰̖̱̣͔̞̪̘̠̪͎̘͖͉̭͡ ̱̹̬͇͍͢͡à̸̺͍̬̠̠͙̤̞̗͘R̴͔̪̭͕͕͟E̵̝̘͔̬̺̫͉̥̣̟̦̙͞ͅ ̴͏̭̫̺̪̞̝̥̤̱͖͓͖͓̠͓͘ͅͅa̠̞͈̥̯̳͉̪͇̻͞͠ͅ ̡͈̙̪̟͖̗̪̙̹̘͎̜̠̱̖̠̕͠ͅĆ̷̯͉̬͉̻͕̜̜̰̭̹̯̺̤̬̼̮͢͡Ớ̬͓̳̰̞̤͈̙̕ͅͅń̴̷̳̹̯̤̙̱̘̭͜͞S̶̻̺̫̫̠̺͎͠T̢̰̥̰̦̕̕͟à̴̸͓̲̫n͏̨̯̖͍͉̺̞͍͜͝t̵̛̩̭̭͔̹͈̱̭̟̪͖̳͈̱͓͢,̧̣̳̮͖͈̱̯̤̼̻͖̟̦̱͟͜͠ ̼̱̱̙̗̤͟͞ͅy̶͖̣̥̩̘͇͎̣͜͢͞͞ͅǫ̨̻͚̗̻̹͙̕͜ͅŲ̵̡̡̦̣̥͎̥͚͍̦̜̖̳͓̘͕̦̙̭̻ ̷̖̗̞͚̖͖̱̥̺͈̺̜̙c̸̲̟͕͙̰̩̺̬̥͙̺̜͕̫͎̻͘ͅá̛҉̛͓̻̠͓n͖̜̫̼̰̞̟̯̳̥͟͝͝Ț̢̩̜͖̟̩́͝͞ ̛͙̝͕̣͖͖͇̥̱̩̺̼̭͇̻̱̻̮̪c̵̴̢̤̦̗͖̞̱̯̤̯͈̱̮͍̦̻̼̬̥̳͡h̴̡̟̜̠̺̖̦̖͓̲̟͕̟̕͝͞a̢͍̹̼̹̣̫̪̮̘͕̞̖͓͘͜Ǹ̨̢̜̣̮͞g̢̝̣̻̹̦̦̩̺̱̭͙̰̪̬̻̜̘͝͝ȩ̕͏͕͍̺̰̻̺̟͎̟É̶͓̫̘̦̹̙̱̣͚̺̲̳͡ ̷̴̷͙̩̝͍̠̠̻̕ų̵̡̛̺̤̭̠̲̗̗̯̮͞R̷͍̹͉̬͖͔͔͔̻̝̞̕ ͏̧̬̱̞̤͎͓̗͕̙̠̻͙͡p̶҉̜̦̩̝͔̯̯̼a͇̟͓̣͙̣̮̩̺̭̣̗̖͇͙̦͔͟͡Ś͎͚̜̠̪͙̲̮̘̮̫̹̫͜ͅT̗̘̼̪̩͚͕͍͍̬̀͘͜͝.̶̵̲̦͚͓́ ̡̡̛̪̤̜͇̼͖̦̪̬͍̲͈̦̤̲͔͟͞w͕̬̻̰͉̫͢͞h̨̗͇̥̠̪̘͇͉̝̤̤̼̪͈̣̫͎̠ͅE̡̕͏̤̖̹̝̹̺͖̼̱̖̪͖̠̣̜͖̘̩̜́N̰̬̥̰̝̯̦̲̰̪͙͚̻͇̘͉͓̥̘͢ ̕͠҉̶̩̬͈̮̩̮̱̙̺̥͞a̴̢̛̯̮͚̼̞͖̫̹̭̟̙̰ ̷̴̜̭̫̜͎̰ͅc̶̡͍̞̭̯̪͕̰̟̣̫͞ͅh̞̝̮̪͙̪̝̳̪̰̣̕A̷̵̧̱̜͙̫̞̮̖̠͓̬̮͘N̢͕͕͓͚͔̥͇̫̠̦̲͜͝͠͡g̴̥͇̯̹̀͝E҉̤͙̳͍̭͚̱͓̼̘͕͎̺̻̞͟͢ ̶̡̢̜̠͕̩̣̙͉̥̟͎̟͕̩͍͇͙͘̕į̵̸̢̬̝̙͎̬̕S̶̸͍̩̫̰̪̥̦͉̰̻̼̜̼ ̦̞̺̟̖̠̠̣̞͓͔̘͈͕͓͝ͅm̸̡̟̘̰̗̗̙͍̩͔̘͉̣̪̰͙̣̟̦a̡̛̺͈̯̦̤͉̝̝͙̘̗̱̟̜̤̝ͅD̶̶͝҉̠̻̭̗̮̰E̯̯̹̬͘͜,̴̠̻̲͙́͢͠ ͎̘̖̀͢͢ͅa̷̡̹̳͎̲͚̖̻͘͟͞ ̤͉̟̹͓̯͎͔̲̭͈͍̻̩̜͎͍̥̲͢͝n͏̵̜̙͈͔͎̭̠̠͕͖̗̤̭̹̀É͚̘̻̗̬̺͚̠̖̘͍̲̰͙͙̘͘͘͠W̤͉̖͖͈̺͖͚̘͎̜̖̪͉̘͕̝̳͘͜ ̹̞̯̳̱̜̻͍͔̟̼̟̲̣̰͇̟̟͟͟͠͝͝ͅi̢̨̛̗̱͔̹ţ̵̢͍̪̲̹̦͚͉̰͎͔̦̗̙͞É̸̢̤͇̭͚̫̼̮̝̞r̵̨̙̦̰͎͘ͅá̷͇̪̺̞̫̣̥̘̺̫͖̞̼̬͔̭̪̞͞͞ͅT͞҉̲̫͔̖̫̤̰͔̠͕͉͓̺ͅI̵̵̧̧̻̜̲̩̹͍͈̳O̖̟̝̖̦͕̰͍̻̤̲̘̖̯̙̱̩͔͘̕N̷͝҉͕͔̬̗̮͈̯ ̢͉̟̞̙̫͚͓̜͚̭̟͟͠į͏̗̗̤̠̞̯̪̗s̸͢҉̛͍̰͎̦̻̱͖̮̠̝̻͓͕̹̼͉ ̡҉̰͎̤͍͎͕̯͚F̦̪͈̰͔̮͍̜̗̹͍̳̙́͝O̷̷҉͇̙͕̙̰͈͔̹̘̱̰̖̹̻͚̺ͅͅŖ̸̝͉̰̙͙̼̤̬̫̬̬̻͇̦̱̟M̷̡̼̝͇̥͚͍̬̣̜̖͉̣͔̗͜͠ͅȩ̴͖̰̲̭̦́͠D̼͓̤̘̻̮̠̱͉̫̳̲͚̀̀͡͞ͅ

w̴̛̠͕̰̻͈͔̳̬͎̞͓̫̥̜̕͢͝h̶̴̵̨̫̠̘̰̪̳̣̙̩̭̙̺̻̫͍̻̗̱̕a̵̹̟̮̜͎͔͟ţ̡̲̩͎̠͇̮̥́ ̵̧̛͖̺̪̗̭̼̝̱ṱ͔̤͠ͅͅh͏̨̕͠҉̱̟̗̙̠̖̻̭̞̘ͅé͕̪̯͎̣̼̖̮͢͜ͅ ̡̪̯͙̖̙͎̹̼̝̗̮̣͙̘̘͓̻̫͡F̶̗̺͈̼͟͡͡ú̬̞̗̦̲̩́͟͟͝Ć̴̵̶̳͇͉̜̦̗͇̦͍͢K̶͙̼̺̘̖͠͠ͅ ̴̶̵̷̝̱̳̣d̲͖͚̟͟į̷̡̛͓̣̹͔̼̹d̶̵͏̯͙̭̙͎̬͔̺͚͍̺͕͔̻ ̶̵͙̞̰̘͖̬̙͕͈̹̀͝y̡̨̡͡҉͙̩̟͈o̡̲̲̺͍̣͉̼̘̰̲͚͚̫͘͝u̧̱̖̫͎̹͚̤̟̻̪̰̹̕ͅ ̳̣̭̻̟̪̭͓̯̠̀d̸̡͚̖̮͇̜̩Ǫ̶̵̗̲̯̀͜

[lord techno]

tell zalgo to forget off

[Johnny Blockhead]

tell zalgo to forget off

Zalgo promptly does as it's told.

As mentioned earlier, you see someone else in the room.

Just a bit closer...

Jerry: What the forget?
???: I... who the forget are YOU?
Jerry: Jerry.
???: forget.
Jerry: How'd you even get in here?
Jerry: Well, I just drank something off a street salesman. I can't really remember the rest.
Jerry: I think, from your viewpoint, I'm you from the future.
Jerry: You know what, I just woke up here and found myself without a name. I'm pretty accepting of this turn of events.
Jerry: Wait, I got an idea. Did you eat a slice of that pizza yet?
Jerry: Yeah, why?
Jerry: Okay, well I'm going to speed things up. There's something waiting for you in that hallway, and I don't have the intention
of letting it get you. C'mon, let's move.

[tber123]

Attempt to find Gaben?

[lord techno]

Create a paradox by going back in time, taking that thing from the past, then bringing it to the present, and have it catch itself.

[tber123]

Create a Metal Gear Solid 3 style time paradox. Immediately shoot your past self in the face.

"Scout! You've created a TIME PARADOX! The future will be changed! You can't go around changing the future like that!"