Man kills wife w/ Dutch Oven

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Wow, he went way too fart.



snopes.com says the article is fake.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/dutchoven.asp
you really think the article is fking real lol
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They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.

god this whole thread should be in ylyl


I'm a fart special interestist and I dont know how to respond to this

I'm a fart special interestist and I dont know how to respond to this
its ok to get off to it
just dont go
too fart

I'm a fart special interestist and I dont know how to respond to this