Author Topic: The How do you open that? thread (Read 8103 times)

Rigel · April 07, 2015, 09:23:32 PM

bite it

how do I open an electron?

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AtlasBlue · April 07, 2015, 09:26:09 PM

I don't exactly know how; but I do know that there's a massive amount of energy probably involving the combined power of several nuclear bombs involved in doing so.

How do you open a Uranium Atom?

The GI of MA · April 07, 2015, 09:27:14 PM

jet fuel can't open steel atoms

how do i open my snake

bestguy22 · April 07, 2015, 09:31:10 PM

fap with a jar

how do i open a jar

hodot · April 07, 2015, 09:31:54 PM

the lid, patrick

how do i open an offshore bank account

Svince02 · April 07, 2015, 10:45:10 PM

Nuke the thing

How do I open the tardis?

querty67 · April 07, 2015, 11:42:42 PM

You call it

How do I open a time paradox

Alyx Vance · April 07, 2015, 11:46:35 PM

With a paradox time

Who do you open a Jew?

SailorMan · April 07, 2015, 11:58:30 PM

Undo the wrapping and stick the straw in (Did you say juice??)

How would I go about opening Pandora's Box?

Flame · April 08, 2015, 12:17:11 AM

with the search function of course.

how do you open an iphone?

querty67 · April 08, 2015, 01:00:02 AM

Smash it with a mallet repeatedly

How do I open soviet russia

Blahguy300 · April 08, 2015, 01:04:39 AM

With communism

How do I open a basket of puppies?

rambo1220 · April 08, 2015, 01:05:33 AM

with a pizza cutter

How do I even?

Electrk. · April 08, 2015, 02:33:26 AM

You can't.

How do I open the forums?

K3k0m@n · April 08, 2015, 07:46:59 AM

just... don't.

How do I open a 1x1 brick?