actually, I regret to inform you this, but
my loveuality is one of importance to me.
my loveual attraction, is scientifically diagnosed as 'heteroloveual' - as in I am only loveually attracted to females, as I am a male. unlike, however, whatever previous events lead to the conclusion that I am homoloveual.
thank you for your time.
Blasphemy! This man is telling lies! He is most definitely not straight, and I can tell for certain. I mean, I'm the founder of the Straight Megathread™.
Proof:
MyCreativeName - Straight.
Directly from the first Straight Megathread™, we can see the text is PINK! In a straight man's eyes, this means pure non-straightness.
And let's not forget, from Straight Megathread™ V2:
MyCreativeName - Confused.
It clearly does not say straight. Whatever "confused" means, I know it's not straight.
"But Awesomebread, how can we know for sure the Straight Megathread™ is trustworthy?"
It's simple. If you witnessed the first Straight Megathread™, you should remember when we fellow straight men declared Flatflyer non-straight. A straight man never lies.