The Black Hole Gun

[MrPickle]

They crush you into an infinitely small speck due to their massive gravity, then in theory they should dump it at the end of the hole or into some void, phasing it into some other dimension or some other place.

The theory is (I'm a bit of a science geek) that the Black Hole is a tear in physical space due to the penetrating heat and force of a collapsed nova star. The 'hole' is thought that once entered it ends up in a theoretical (or possibly proved) white hole. Sadly though, this can never even be thought to be possible, because the cyclone like force of a black hole circles to such a small and dense piece of matter, anything that goes in is crushed to a subatomic level.

There, are several ideas, one of them being that it's a pocket. Although my personal favorite is the giant proton theory. It's the idea that since it's sooo dense, then all of the atoms collapse together, forming a giant proton. Since this proton has so much gravity, it sucks in light too. That why it's black. Once the light's there, it never can escape.

Time must be really messed up in a black hole.

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[Doorman]

Black holes kill. They dont warp you somewhere else.

orly? i thinked they just warp you somewhere else on in the galaxy or you just stay in the hole and die because no stuff to eat and drink...

The second one because of a super-giant star that died and then collapsed, and do to the vast amount of matter in very little area causes it to suck everything in around it (including light, hence the name "black hole") it does not teleport you just turn into spaghetti then wrap around the collapsed sun.
Wormholes take you to another area...
EDIT: Technically there is no time with a ‘black hole’…
Time is just the amount of life you spent spinning around a star. Since a black whole is a star that just collapsed on it’s self there is no time in it. And you can’t survive in a ‘black hole’ for being stretched to such thin thread you just died in the most painfully way possible.

[Shadow Ninja]

Black holes kill. They dont warp you somewhere else.

I studied this but not far, there is a 1% chance you will survive a black hole and if you do you could be five feet away or lightyears away.

[Penguin Mario]

ive got super mario galexies{asome game} and when i fall and get sucked in a black hole i die. and besides it would be easyer to make it where it kills you not tellyports you. that sounds really hard.

[Wedge]

Black holes kill. They dont warp you somewhere else.

I studied this but not far, there is a 1% chance you will survive a black hole and if you do you could be five feet away or lightyears away.

Cool, can I see the abstract? I'd like to see the statistical graph of the number of objects launched into a black hole vs the number of objects that are launched in and return somewhere else, and what percent error that 1% chance was calculated with.

[General Omega]

Black holes kill. They dont warp you somewhere else.

I studied this but not far, there is a 1% chance you will survive a black hole and if you do you could be five feet away or lightyears away.

Cool, can I see the abstract? I'd like to see the statistical graph of the number of objects launched into a black hole vs the number of objects that are launched in and return somewhere else, and what percent error that 1% chance was calculated with.

there is never  a 100% chance of anythiing so it is a universal constant of error

2 a black hole is a collaped super nova that became infintesimally small to the point that the gravitational tidle wave forms a "even horizon " swrchichild radius which when passed would calls you to be forced in to a singualrity that takes you apart atom by atom then you disapper due to stevan hawking's information loss paradox buuuuuuuuttttttttt what happens is that in my theroy that you get turned into energy via enstines special theroy of relitivity (e=mc^2) and thown out as hawking radiaton and sucked back in and thrown out on and on for all eturnity

[FlyGuy45]

Just go to Wikipedia, thats where Omega got his info.

[General Omega]

no i got it from memory of evey science ch show i have watched and no i didnt use wikipedia it is done by any average joe so i dont trust it

[FlyGuy45]

*Looks at citations*

Hey look, I see Steven Hawkins in the reference. He is such an average joe.

[General Omega]

no he is a average joe with too much spare time

[MrPickle]

and a wheelchair.

[Shadow Ninja]

Black holes kill. They dont warp you somewhere else.

I studied this but not far, there is a 1% chance you will survive a black hole and if you do you could be five feet away or lightyears away.

Cool, can I see the abstract? I'd like to see the statistical graph of the number of objects launched into a black hole vs the number of objects that are launched in and return somewhere else, and what percent error that 1% chance was calculated with.

I read about it I didn't calculate it myself o.o
Of course this means there is a possibility that its not true.

[WRB852]

They crush you into an infinitely small speck due to their massive gravity, then in theory they should dump it at the end of the hole or into some void, phasing it into some other dimension or some other place.

The theory is (I'm a bit of a science geek) that the Black Hole is a tear in physical space due to the penetrating heat and force of a collapsed nova star. The 'hole' is thought that once entered it ends up in a theoretical (or possibly proved) white hole. Sadly though, this can never even be thought to be possible, because the cyclone like force of a black hole circles to such a small and dense piece of matter, anything that goes in is crushed to a subatomic level.

There, are several ideas, one of them being that it's a pocket. Although my personal favorite is the giant proton theory. It's the idea that since it's sooo dense, then all of the atoms collapse together, forming a giant proton. Since this proton has so much gravity, it sucks in light too. That why it's black. Once the light's there, it never can escape.

Time must be really messed up in a black hole.

Why would time be messed up?

[NoZoner]

If you twist a black hole (completely impossible) you just made a time-warp.

(It's actually something I read in a non-fiction book somewhere...)

[Muffinmix]

Black holes are extremely massive compacted regions of space with a gravity coefficient effectively equal to infinite. The flow of time around it is also heavily distorted and tends to slow down extensively relative to normal space time.